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To not expect a sausage down my toilet!

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canibehereifimnotamum Mon 14-Jan-19 22:34:27

We're in the middle of selling our house so atm it's empty. Me or my DH will spend a night or 2 a week in there as we're still working around the area sometimes but it's mostly unoccupied. I've come here today and there is a lump of sausage down the toilet!!! What the hell! How has this even happened? H thinks it's from the sewers and been backed up? I don't know what to think but it's freaked me right out!!!!

LonelyAmongUs Mon 14-Jan-19 22:36:30

This thread is useless without pictures.

SpamChaudFroid Mon 14-Jan-19 22:38:30

Are you sure it's sausage?! shock

AGHHHH Mon 14-Jan-19 22:38:35

Yabu. You should always expect a sausage down your toilet.

Skyecat Mon 14-Jan-19 22:41:17

Sausage, or a sausage-shaped shit?

EcklesCakes Mon 14-Jan-19 22:42:03

I'm sorry, OP. I have nothing valuable to say but this is hilarious grin

canibehereifimnotamum Mon 14-Jan-19 22:43:00

Okay pics are being attached but warning it's absolutely VILE 🤢 it smells like chorizo- I didn't smell it on purpose it's just so pungent 🤢🤢 it's disgusting. I used gloves and hooked it onto a prego test. Actually about to throw up 😷

FabulouslyGlamorousFerret Mon 14-Jan-19 22:44:58

Sod the yes looks like chorizo sausage ... Am I the only one zooming in to check if you're upduffed! 🤣

KarenDarling Mon 14-Jan-19 22:45:18


StowawayJo Mon 14-Jan-19 22:45:41

Strange use for a pregnancy test. Is it positive or negative I can't quite tell. Also that's probably a piece of poo you're flailing around there. Just fucking flush it away you weirdo don't hook stuff out of your toilet. Fuck me theres some weird threads.

AGHHHH Mon 14-Jan-19 22:46:26

grin A phantom (questionable) 'sausage' held afoot on the end of a pregnancy test...

That's today's winner.

AGHHHH Mon 14-Jan-19 22:46:50

(Winner of most bizarre thing I've seen today!)

canibehereifimnotamum Mon 14-Jan-19 22:47:17

Well I had just done a test and saw this down the toilet. Seen as no one really lives here and it didn't look like a poo I used the test to hook it out. It was negative.

CastleCrasher Mon 14-Jan-19 22:47:27

Well, that's enough internet for today! shock

canibehereifimnotamum Mon 14-Jan-19 22:48:38

It is honestly the most bizarre thing I've done 🙈My first thought was someone has broken in and shoved a sausage down the toilet! I still don't know how it got there!

Eatmycheese Mon 14-Jan-19 22:49:23

What the in the holy hell of fuckeridge have I just been exposed to?

MrsTommyBanks Mon 14-Jan-19 22:50:06

Only on MN grin

BunsOfAnarchy Mon 14-Jan-19 22:50:15

The big question that sausage pregnant though? grin

Charley50 Mon 14-Jan-19 22:50:37

I feel sick.

AGHHHH Mon 14-Jan-19 22:50:54

I'd have thought shit looks the same inside and out, and doesn't have an outer casing. So it's probably not shit.

Why am I still talking.

SheldonTheWonderShlong Mon 14-Jan-19 22:50:58

😂 dirty sausage sniffer

SpamChaudFroid Mon 14-Jan-19 22:51:51

i think you should sell your 'sausage' chunk/pregnancy test combo as dining table place markers on Etsy OP.

Level11 Mon 14-Jan-19 22:51:59

wtf shock

Letsmoveondude Mon 14-Jan-19 22:52:37

What the fuck?
And in future.... make the outcome of the test more obvious.

BTW that looks very much like shit. Maybe shit after eating chorizo. But I think you need a new hobby.

RegIsDead Mon 14-Jan-19 22:54:20

I'm so done with the internet right now envy

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