To not expect a sausage down my toilet!

[canibehereifimnotamum]

We're in the middle of selling our house so atm it's empty. Me or my DH will spend a night or 2 a week in there as we're still working around the area sometimes but it's mostly unoccupied. I've come here today and there is a lump of sausage down the toilet!!! What the hell! How has this even happened? H thinks it's from the sewers and been backed up? I don't know what to think but it's freaked me right out!!!!

[LonelyAmongUs]

This thread is useless without pictures.

[SpamChaudFroid]

Are you sure it's sausage?!

[AGHHHH]

Yabu. You should always expect a sausage down your toilet.

[Skyecat]

Sausage, or a sausage-shaped shit?

[EcklesCakes]

I'm sorry, OP. I have nothing valuable to say but this is hilarious

[canibehereifimnotamum]

Okay pics are being attached but warning it's absolutely VILE 🤢 it smells like chorizo- I didn't smell it on purpose it's just so pungent 🤢🤢 it's disgusting. I used gloves and hooked it onto a prego test. Actually about to throw up 😷

[FabulouslyGlamorousFerret]

Sod the yes looks like chorizo sausage ... Am I the only one zooming in to check if you're upduffed! 🤣

[KarenDarling]

[StowawayJo]

Strange use for a pregnancy test. Is it positive or negative I can't quite tell. Also that's probably a piece of poo you're flailing around there. Just fucking flush it away you weirdo don't hook stuff out of your toilet. Fuck me theres some weird threads.

[AGHHHH]

A phantom (questionable) 'sausage' held afoot on the end of a pregnancy test...

That's today's winner.

[AGHHHH]

(Winner of most bizarre thing I've seen today!)

[canibehereifimnotamum]

Well I had just done a test and saw this down the toilet. Seen as no one really lives here and it didn't look like a poo I used the test to hook it out. It was negative.

[CastleCrasher]

Well, that's enough internet for today!

[canibehereifimnotamum]

It is honestly the most bizarre thing I've done 🙈My first thought was someone has broken in and shoved a sausage down the toilet! I still don't know how it got there!

[Eatmycheese]

What the in the holy hell of fuckeridge have I just been exposed to?

[MrsTommyBanks]

Only on MN

[BunsOfAnarchy]

The big question is....is that sausage pregnant though?

[Charley50]

I feel sick.

[AGHHHH]

I'd have thought shit looks the same inside and out, and doesn't have an outer casing. So it's probably not shit.

Why am I still talking.

[SheldonTheWonderShlong]

😂 dirty sausage sniffer

[SpamChaudFroid]

i think you should sell your 'sausage' chunk/pregnancy test combo as dining table place markers on Etsy OP.

[Level11]

wtf

[Letsmoveondude]

What the fuck?
And in future.... make the outcome of the test more obvious.

BTW that looks very much like shit. Maybe shit after eating chorizo. But I think you need a new hobby.

[RegIsDead]

I'm so done with the internet right now

[whatsthepointthen]

Why would you inspect it
enough to know
it was a sausage! I would have just assumed it was poo and flushed it!