To think life is unfair when...

[kimi]

After a long and hard work out at the gym I get in to the steam room, all red and with deep conditioner on my hair and unshaved legs, only to find the most drop dead sexy man sat there, who then starts to chat to me, while I try to hide legs under tiny little towel....

[hockeypuck]

but yet when you are tanned, buffed and shaved, you only ever get wolf whistled from really minging builders and the like.

Sympathies, but at least he'll think you're all healthy from the gym!

[RnBee]

haha! oh dear! typical...

[AnnieAlcoholLeft]

He's a bloke. Chances are he didn't even notice the fur. Specially if it was steamy in there!!

[Desiderata]

Yes, some men really dig red, hairy ladies.

[kimi]

Legs are now shaved........

Maybe he was a star wars nut and thought I was choobacka!

[kimi]

Oh and did I mention I had the worlds ugliest swimsuit on as well

[Desiderata]

You can't have! I own the world's ugliest swimsuit

[mumto3girls]

But he chatted to you rather than closing his eyes and pretending that he was relaxing...so...he must have liked something about you?

[kimi]

Maybe he wanted my swimsuit .
Did have a nice chat though,and far too long in the steam room but the was no way I way gong to leave before he did as then he would have seen my cellulite too......

[Desiderata]

You're painting a very pretty picture, kimi

[kimi]

That's why I am at the gym 3 times a week, trying to tone up and slim down.

He said he goes there most mornings, I had not seen him before though, I would have remembered....and kept legs shaved in case I ever bumped n to him in the steam room

[kimi]

Can see DP wanting to cut up my gym membership card now ....

[AnnieAlcoholLeft]

Doesn't DH notice the furry legs??

[flibbertyjibbet]

6 weeks after giving birth to DS1 I was sooo huge and depressed that a friend took me on a day pass to her posh health spa. Had good natter etc in posh aromatherap steamy room, till 5 members of a certain local premiership football team walked in cos apparently they get complimentary membership. It felt like I sat there for WEEKS sweating away till they got up and left, NO WAY was I walking my waddling bottom past that lot in my (also very ugly) swim suit! So I am full of sympathy for you.

[kimi]

Thank you Flibberty,
Annie I hide in my PJS
Kerrymum, I was only looking, Just cause your on a diet does not mean you can't read the menu anyway with DH1 and DP as well as two sons I have all the men need to clean up after.
If I see him again I shall pop him in the post to you as he really was fit, bit of a johnny Depp thing going on with a splash of Orlando Bloom thrown in for good measure.

[kimi]

Now where will I stick the stamps??????

[handlemecarefully]

Not sure you should be using the Steam Room directly after a long and hard work out. Shouldn't you be rehydrating?
(sorry, sound like your mother)

[kimi]

Ooooooh and did I say he had a REALLY lovely bum?

[kimi]

I took water in with me.....

God in a really ugly bottle that came free with spread, it gets worse......

[flibbertyjibbet]

When my friend asked me to come along again a few weeks later I said sorry, will have to wait till my specially designed swim suit arrives, the one with special push up top to accentuate larger than usual bf boobies and in large letters across the bottom 'PARDON MY ARSE I'VE JUST HAD A BABY'. And yes at the time my bum WAS large enough to print all that. In very large letters.