The bumpy shampoo has run out.. *So Angry*

[NewYoiker]

I came home from work about 10 minutes ago to a note from my DH on the fridge (where we leave need milk notes) saying 'we've run out of the bumpy shampoo can you get more? Xx'

We don't own 'bumpy shampoo ' I went up stairs to find in the bathroom bin the bottle of Jo Malone lime basil and mandarin shower exfoliating gel...

He's used the whole fucking thing in just over a month!! I was saving it for when I wanted a hot bath or long shower after a hard day at my new job! I hadn't even used it yet !

Aibu to Insist it's replaced? He's a fucking heathen who usually washes his whole body with head and shoulders. It was totally wasted on him 😭

[ConciseandNice]

May I be the first LTB!

[SneakyGremlins]

Patio?

[AwdBovril]

Bring Back Hanging.

Or, less violent... LTB.

[MarthaArthur]

Bumpy shampoo

[JuneFromBethesda]

Bumpy?

He owes you a hamper of Jo Malone stuff to make up for using it I reckon.

[CrispbuttyNo1]

Did he know it was specifically yours and was expensive, or did he just think it was communal shampoo?

My dp wouldn’t have a clue that jo malone or similar was expensive - hence why when MIL buys me my fave white company shower gel and bubble bath I keep it on my dressing table until I need it

[Slytherdor]

Insist he replaces it OP, seriously!!! How thoughtless!

Bumpy shampoo?!? I thought you meant Big by Lush

[Shirleyphallus]

Jo Malone smells hideous so imo he did you a favour

[GummyGoddess]

Was the clue not the fact that shampoo isn't bumpy? This reminds me of the DH who kept washing his face with toilet disinfectant wipes and said they smelt 'toilety'.

[Racecardriver]

Bumpy shampoo? He’s been using exfoliator on his head?

[VisitorsEntrance]

Just kick him out. No court in the land would find you guilty if you did worse.

[CupoBlood]

Isn't the game on soon

[BackInRed]

Bumpy shampoo! Refill the empty bottle with Nair.

[Onestep2]

Get yourself a good divorce lawyer.

[Poodles1980]

Bumpy shampoo, I would bury him in the garden. My dh was using my expensive face cream on his dry elbows for a while before I chopped his arms off at the elbow so problem solved.

[ladybee28]

This would also piss me RIGHT off – but reading about it happening to someone else... it's also kind of adorable

Bumpy shampoo! Full facepalm.

[Underpressureidiot]

Omg what an arse. Send him the link to it, he might realise how expensive it is and what a knob he is to use it without asking. And then order you a replacement.

[RCohle]

Bumpy shampoo is bloody hilarious. LTB.

[halfwitpicker]

Exfoliating?

Huh?

[PunkrockerGirl59]

Definitely LTB

[SaucyJack]

Get a cheap copy from Aldi, and the stick a handful of used cat litter in it.

Bumpy shampoo. Job done.

[TheSmallAssassin]

I bet he's smelt lovely for the last month.

[Cuttingthegrass]

Do you have a joint account ? If so no worries

But seriously you. Need to have strong words with him obviously

[NewYoiker]

I cannot believe he's been waging his hair and body with exfoliating shower gel. What an absolute idiot. I did put his universal head and shoulders on the online shop and put it in the cupboard next to my expensive pretty shower gel but no he's chosen to use it!

He's a total heathen! I asked him once whether he used shampoo and he looked at me like I was speaking a different language and said he used shower gel for both. Or shampoo for both as it 'foams nicely' ffs!

I've sent him a link to it and he will be buying a new one!

[EmbraRocks]

Happily provide you with an alibi!!