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To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?

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Fighternotalover · 29/10/2018 21:38

Long story short, the pill is making me crazy. Nobody can stand to be around me because my moods are so bad! ... including myself! I can't use a lot of contraception due to severe migraines and don't want to use others for various reasons.

So we are left with condoms. Only problem is standard ones don't fit the boyfriend and neither do the 'xl' ones from standard brands. Only ones we've found that do are from theyfit/myone and at almost £7 for 6, I can't afford to be having sex! 😂

Can anyone think of any brand etc that I may have forgotten? Or am I just going to have to give up sex (definitely not risking another baby after an almost 11lb one earlier this year....definitely not considering that for a long time!).

Thanks x

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LucieMorningstar · 29/10/2018 21:40
Biscuit
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puzzledlady · 29/10/2018 21:41
Star
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FissionChips · 29/10/2018 21:41

What are his measurements?

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WitBeyondMeasure · 29/10/2018 21:42

Less than a quid a go.. cheaper than a fair and by the sounds of it, much more fun!

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siakcaci · 29/10/2018 21:43

OP you have now got me wondering if there is a direct link between birth weight and cock length 

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Bumpinthenight · 29/10/2018 21:43

£7 for 6 is massively cheaper than a child.
I would say suck it up but... (to be fair that would be even cheaper).

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Athena51 · 29/10/2018 21:44
Halloween Hmm
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EwItsAHooman · 29/10/2018 21:44

£7 for six is cheaper than a baby....

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JaretsGirlfren · 29/10/2018 21:45

Bump Grin

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NotNachoing · 29/10/2018 21:45

Bump 😂

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TheVanguardSix · 29/10/2018 21:46

Sausage casings? Wholesale even! Maybe ask for salami size.

OR! You could go for a non-hormonal coil.

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formerbabe · 29/10/2018 21:46

Perhaps it would just be more cost effective to find a new boyfriend...

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Darkautumn · 29/10/2018 21:47

Snigger

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TheVanguardSix · 29/10/2018 21:47

😂😂😂 yes! bump

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Tahani · 29/10/2018 21:48

Don't you mean hump??

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ClenchQueen · 29/10/2018 21:49

Empty packet of walkers mix ups. On special offer at the co op. You get a snack that way too.

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KlutzyDraconequus · 29/10/2018 21:51

Kwick save carrier and elastic band.

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Avegemitesandwich · 29/10/2018 21:51

OP you have now got me wondering if there is a direct link between birth weight and cock length

Same!

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Knittedfairies · 29/10/2018 21:53
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hiddeneverything · 29/10/2018 21:53

#stealthboast

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Rebecca36 · 29/10/2018 21:54

Please may I meet your partner? I may be able to offer something.......

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arethereanyleftatall · 29/10/2018 21:55

£7 per annum? That's doable.

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seventhgonickname · 29/10/2018 21:55

I had the same problem with my x.I had to use the cap and he got himself tested for STDs.
No sure what we'd have done if I hadn't been able to use a cap.

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Athena51 · 29/10/2018 21:57

How about this?

To ask where I can buy bigger condoms?
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Yutes · 29/10/2018 21:57

Superdrug? 12 condoms for £10

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