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To LTB after what I found in our bed (lighthearted)

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Charlie97 Thu 13-Sep-18 07:03:02

So DH works nights but has to do a bit of shopping on the way home.

He's gone into the shops and bought himself a large packet of wine gums. Obviously got it to bed to eat them all alone and the whole pack and not share.

He must've been tired and fallen asleep because I got into bed that night and wondered what on Earth I was lying on......three dropped unshared wine gums!!

So do I LTB for not sharing?
Log it with 101?
Tell him I know?
Leave it and see what develops?

Iputthescrewinthetuna Thu 13-Sep-18 07:35:01

Photograph the evidence so he can't deny it!
Get in touch with a solicitor fast and then LTB!

Charlie97 Thu 13-Sep-18 08:02:11

The evidence! No denying!

Singlenotsingle Thu 13-Sep-18 08:08:28

I hate wine gums! You didn't want any, surely? If it had been a box of chocs that would have been different. But wine gums? YABU grin

justforareply Thu 13-Sep-18 08:18:46

Sign of impending alcohol problem imo - this is secret drinking and a red flag
Wine gums are the gateway

Charlie97 Thu 13-Sep-18 08:25:00

@Singlenotsingle you don't like wine gums??? We can't be friends! Sorry.

howardmoonseyebrow Thu 13-Sep-18 08:29:21

I would do all of the above! Especially LTB ! Not sharing winegums 😡

Singlenotsingle Thu 13-Sep-18 08:33:27

We could Charlie, you get to eat all the wine gums!

oohyoudevilyou Thu 13-Sep-18 08:34:33

They are yellows and greens: let it go. Now, if I'd found unshared reds or blacks.....angry

WellThisIsShit Thu 13-Sep-18 08:36:00

I’m with singlenotsingle.

Wine gums <shudder> How can they call themselves a sweet?!

And guilt by association... how can your DP call himself A Man!

Or for that matter A Woman, Child or Rabbit. I’m pretty sure I have distain for wine gum eating rabbits too, in fact, they are the worst. Evil furry little alcoholic sugar monsters. They know what they are doing with the wine gums...

Now if you’d have found an evil, gun toting rabbit eating wine gums in your bed, THAT would have been worrying. Count yourself lucky he was just smuggling winegums.

Now, gettoutta here, you wine gum toting, bad taste, sweetie eaters, you! and dont come ridin back through my town again (said in a southern drawl with a cow boy hat draped fetching over one eye)... and that goes for the wabbit too...

MotherForkinShirtBalls Thu 13-Sep-18 08:36:27

Oh, you just reminded me I've a secret packet of wine gums in my rain coat pocket! Boom.

Biscusting Thu 13-Sep-18 08:40:16

I’m so sorry this has happened to you OP. Are you sure this is the first time? flowers

Wanttomakemincepies Thu 13-Sep-18 08:41:19

All confections must be shared (unless they are yours, obvs). LTB.

TroysMammy Thu 13-Sep-18 08:42:21

Singlenotsingle I'll be your wine gum hating friend unless you don't like Tangfastics.

MeetMeInMontauk Thu 13-Sep-18 08:46:47

I think this betrayal may sadly be worse than you think, OP. The hastily misplaced yellows, oranges and greens suggest that DH was actually rifling through the packet to pick out the reds and blacks, possibly as some sort of scorched-earth policy in case of discovery. Hope you've got your SHL on speeddial flowers

Iooselipssinkships Thu 13-Sep-18 08:46:53

Be thankful they weren't stuck to your arse. I've woken with numerous confectionary snacks and the occasional ear plug that somehow snuck their way on to my derièrre

Aprilshowersnowastorm Thu 13-Sep-18 08:51:20

Bet he was over the limit this morning!

SirVixofVixHall Thu 13-Sep-18 08:51:58

My DH hides his wine gums in the car. The bastard.

Whitelisbon Thu 13-Sep-18 08:56:24

Dh hides his snacks in his car.
Unfortunatley for him, I found said snacks when I borrowed his car one day.
He's never mentioned the snacks vanishing, and I've never told him I know about his stash.

RightyMcRightface Thu 13-Sep-18 08:56:53

You ok Hun?

thegreatbeyond Thu 13-Sep-18 08:57:30

He will say this is the first time, you shouldn't believe him.

Charlie97 Thu 13-Sep-18 08:59:55

@thegreatbeyond thank be just come back to update!!

I sent him the photo I couldn't wait and you're right was the first apparently!

In OUR bed it's unforgivable

IAmSproutycus Thu 13-Sep-18 09:12:14

No words.

LipstickHandbagCoffee Thu 13-Sep-18 09:13:09

Log it with police 101
Have a spa day
Get highlights
Go to counselling
All the usual stock MN advice

Ignoramusgiganticus Thu 13-Sep-18 09:14:38

I think you need to get to the GUM clinic.

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