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Cblockbitch Tue 11-Sep-18 20:09:59

I am sprouting hairs from previously hairless places? wtf is this my life now?

ICantBelieveIDidThis Tue 11-Sep-18 20:10:50

Wait until your pubic hair makes a run down your thighs to your knees.....😣

stoneriverpuddle Tue 11-Sep-18 20:12:01

Icantbelieveididthis what 😮 lol

Judashascomeintosomemoney Tue 11-Sep-18 20:12:16

Yes. Yes it is. They can also appear overnight, long black ones, on your chin. I’m sorry.

teaandtoast Tue 11-Sep-18 20:15:02

It's worse when you can't see them, @Judas, but everyone else can! shock

fishfingersandketchup Tue 11-Sep-18 20:20:03

I spend a good few minutes each morning peering into my magnifying mirror trying to spot and tweeze out newly sprouting hairs. When I am an old woman I shall wear my white bristly chin/tache with pridegrin

fishfingersandketchup Tue 11-Sep-18 20:20:42

And make my kids and Grandkids kiss me <mwah ha ha>

ineedtostopbeingsolazy Tue 11-Sep-18 20:22:30

I've had to have laser on the beard that started to grow since I turned 40 bloody nightmare

Cblockbitch Tue 11-Sep-18 20:26:01

I have just waxed my top lip for the first time ever in my life. I am not happy about this on top of legs (Ha!) pits, bits and eyebrows angry

I have also noticed (though DH swears he can't tell) that I am getting a hairy bum.....

Cblockbitch Tue 11-Sep-18 20:30:18

I also get terrible hormonal acne since dc2. god I am such a sexy catch with my hairyness and spotty visage 😂

Aquamarine1029 Tue 11-Sep-18 20:33:58

You ain't seen nothing yet, sweetie. It gets scary fast.

HotChoc10 Tue 11-Sep-18 20:34:42

I got my first neck hair when I was 21 sad

Smellybean Tue 11-Sep-18 20:38:25

Chin hairs are the worst.

Hoppinggreen Tue 11-Sep-18 20:39:08

Since being pg with my son 9 years ago my pubes start just above my knees and go up to ( and including) my chin
It’s very attractive

Mrsmadevans Tue 11-Sep-18 20:42:17

Have shaved (it works for me don't be nasty) my beard for 20 yrs every bloody day sad
Haven't got a moustache yet though how weird is that!

PeanuttyButter Tue 11-Sep-18 20:43:30

I grew my first moustache at 29. Trying to encouragw the one black hair that appears on my chin to fuck off

chocolateworshipper Tue 11-Sep-18 20:48:37

Wait until those hairs in unwanted places turn grey. Growing old sucks (but beats the alternative).

ShirleyPhallus Tue 11-Sep-18 20:49:48

I get random white hairs growing out of bits of me - ie on my stomach or side of my chin or my shoulder

Lwoj Tue 11-Sep-18 20:52:51

I get loads on my neck. Big black ones. WTF is that all about?

TakemedowntoPotatoCity Tue 11-Sep-18 20:53:29

Don't worry mrs.madevans, I shave my neck every dayblush oh why do I get neck hairs

Mummyoflittledragon Tue 11-Sep-18 20:53:41

Oh nooo is that why there is a random pube several inches down my inside leg? Is it a scouting party? 😱

CatsMother66 Tue 11-Sep-18 20:54:25

Ha! Pubic hair made me laugh! It’s true I’m afraid. MIne is now three quarters down my thigh. Keeps you warm in the winter!!!!!!!

Rebecca36 Tue 11-Sep-18 20:55:46

You get thin, white spidery ones too, not so easy to see.

Wait until your pubes start going bald except for a few greys, then be worried.

lilyheather1 Tue 11-Sep-18 20:55:52

I'm 25 and have two recurring massive chin hairs. the bastards just appear overnight.

keyboardkate Tue 11-Sep-18 20:55:59

Just keep a four blade ladies razor with you at all times.

Quick swipe in the morning job done. Only for chin hairs, not the muzzie, that requires either bleaching or hair removal cream. I'm lucky that it is blonde and hardly noticeable. But the chin is black hairs. Ye Gods what a genetic mix up I am!

You MUST remember to have that razor at hand everywhere you go. It is like having clean knickers on in case of an accident.

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