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to be alarmed that at 32

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Cblockbitch · 11/09/2018 20:09

I am sprouting hairs from previously hairless places? wtf is this my life now?

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ICantBelieveIDidThis · 11/09/2018 20:10

Wait until your pubic hair makes a run down your thighs to your knees.....😣

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stoneriverpuddle · 11/09/2018 20:12

Icantbelieveididthis what 😮 lol

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Judashascomeintosomemoney · 11/09/2018 20:12

Yes. Yes it is. They can also appear overnight, long black ones, on your chin. I’m sorry.

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teaandtoast · 11/09/2018 20:15

It's worse when you can't see them, @Judas, but everyone else can! Shock

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fishfingersandketchup · 11/09/2018 20:20

I spend a good few minutes each morning peering into my magnifying mirror trying to spot and tweeze out newly sprouting hairs. When I am an old woman I shall wear my white bristly chin/tache with prideGrin

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fishfingersandketchup · 11/09/2018 20:20

And make my kids and Grandkids kiss me

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ineedtostopbeingsolazy · 11/09/2018 20:22

I've had to have laser on the beard that started to grow since I turned 40 bloody nightmare

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Cblockbitch · 11/09/2018 20:26

I have just waxed my top lip for the first time ever in my life. I am not happy about this on top of legs (Ha!) pits, bits and eyebrows Angry

I have also noticed (though DH swears he can't tell) that I am getting a hairy bum.....

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Cblockbitch · 11/09/2018 20:30

I also get terrible hormonal acne since dc2. god I am such a sexy catch with my hairyness and spotty visage 😂

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Aquamarine1029 · 11/09/2018 20:33

You ain't seen nothing yet, sweetie. It gets scary fast.

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HotChoc10 · 11/09/2018 20:34

I got my first neck hair when I was 21 Sad

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Smellybean · 11/09/2018 20:38

Chin hairs are the worst.

to be alarmed that at 32
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Hoppinggreen · 11/09/2018 20:39

Since being pg with my son 9 years ago my pubes start just above my knees and go up to ( and including) my chin
It’s very attractive

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Mrsmadevans · 11/09/2018 20:42

Have shaved (it works for me don't be nasty) my beard for 20 yrs every bloody day Sad
Haven't got a moustache yet though how weird is that!

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PeanuttyButter · 11/09/2018 20:43

I grew my first moustache at 29. Trying to encouragw the one black hair that appears on my chin to fuck off

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chocolateworshipper · 11/09/2018 20:48

Wait until those hairs in unwanted places turn grey. Growing old sucks (but beats the alternative).

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ShirleyPhallus · 11/09/2018 20:49

I get random white hairs growing out of bits of me - ie on my stomach or side of my chin or my shoulder

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Lwoj · 11/09/2018 20:52

I get loads on my neck. Big black ones. WTF is that all about?

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TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 11/09/2018 20:53

Don't worry mrs.madevans, I shave my neck every dayBlush oh why do I get neck hairs

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Mummyoflittledragon · 11/09/2018 20:53

Oh nooo is that why there is a random pube several inches down my inside leg? Is it a scouting party? 😱

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CatsMother66 · 11/09/2018 20:54

Ha! Pubic hair made me laugh! It’s true I’m afraid. MIne is now three quarters down my thigh. Keeps you warm in the winter!!!!!!!

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Rebecca36 · 11/09/2018 20:55

You get thin, white spidery ones too, not so easy to see.

Wait until your pubes start going bald except for a few greys, then be worried.

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lilyheather1 · 11/09/2018 20:55

I'm 25 and have two recurring massive chin hairs. the bastards just appear overnight.

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keyboardkate · 11/09/2018 20:55

Just keep a four blade ladies razor with you at all times.

Quick swipe in the morning job done. Only for chin hairs, not the muzzie, that requires either bleaching or hair removal cream. I'm lucky that it is blonde and hardly noticeable. But the chin is black hairs. Ye Gods what a genetic mix up I am!

You MUST remember to have that razor at hand everywhere you go. It is like having clean knickers on in case of an accident.

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shakeyourcaboose · 11/09/2018 20:56

I have a weird long hair that pops out of my cheek every 4 weeks, nothing then PING! cms of curly weirdness!!

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