He thought it was a sex toy!

[Saturdaynightllama]

I bought a de-bobbler today to de-bobble my winter sweaters and after using it chucked it into my socks drawer. We also keep sex toys in the drawers with the underwear and socks.
So, we’re enjoying Sexy Saturday, he gets up to get a toy and comes back with the de-bobbler buzzing...coming at my lady garden with a bloody de-bobbler. He thought I’d bought a new toy. AIBU to think that how did he clearly not see that it was not something that was ever designed for pleasure! Is he insane? Surely it’s not ‘an easy mistake to make’ as he’s protesting.

[LEMtheoriginal]

LTB

[cushioncovers]

I agree definitely LTB.

[MrsMolehillMountain]

LTB 😂😂

[Lweji]

Try it on his hairy parts.

[WhiteDust]

Meh. You should have got him to try it out on himself first.
The thought of other people's sex toys is grim

[Grasslands]

did you not buy it for him? please de-bobble his bits.

[Tmiadvice]

Crying here!!

[iloveparties]

Oh. Wow

[Tightsonatrain]

When I was 18 I had a spectacularly dim boyfriend

He found an eyelash curler (one of those old school metal ones) under my bed and looked at me in equal parts horrified and turned on. Yes he thought it was a speculum

[Sammysees]

Oh god this has so brightened my day

[AnoukSpirit]

Why would any sane person have their own speculum?!

[Oobis]

Sexy Saturday....happy days. Enjoy whatever the equipment 😜

[MrsMozart]

Bloody hell lass, that made me laugh and cringe in equal measure

[y0rkier0se]

Hahahaha

[y0rkier0se]

I found this funnier than I probably should’ve done, because my de-bobbler is this.

[Juells]

Crying here. It's also reminded me of the most awful thing I ever did to a boyfriend - he'd had to put Deep Heat on his granny's back, went for a pee afterwards and got a pleasant buzz. Asked me to apply some to his manly parts. I didn't realise he meant a teenshy tiny bit, I put half the tube's contents on my hand and slathered it all over, it didn't end well. Not helped by the fact that I was helpless laughing while he bellowed and shrieked and ran for the bathroom to use the shower on his burning penis.

[Enko]

both DD1 (age 20) and I are crying with laughter over these.

[Somerville]

You keep your sex toys with your socks?

[Enko]

You keep your sex toys with your socks?

Dying from laughing here..

[WhatAnAbsolutePenis]

crying here
Really?

Crying at how painfully unfunny it is?

[WhatAnAbsolutePenis]

Jeez, the people who frequent MN really love trolls these days don't they?
I refuse to believe you're all that thick gullible.

[PourMeAGlassOfMilk]

Totally missing the point, but I never knew a de-bobbler was an actual thing and was cursing bobbly cardigans today. Off to order one now. Thanks op. Hope your sexy Saturday got back on track!

[PositivelyPERF]

WhatAnAbsolutePenis you really live up to your name, don’t you.

[WhatAnAbsolutePenis]

Again, hilarious.

I'm crying here.

[Tallis123]

FFS that’s so funny! I hope he didn’t sand your clit off with it! 😂😂😂

On another note I once bought an awkward to get on pair of boots so got a shoe horn. Ex found it and asked what sort of secret sex toy I had been hiding. WTF he thought I would do it is beyond me