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My neighbor is having loud sex at 8:30 in the morning!

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Serendipite · 22/06/2018 23:48

They usually have loud sex (it's the woman we hear often) but this time, it's at bloody 8:30 in the morning!

What would you do?

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SneakyGremlins · 22/06/2018 23:49

Nothing, assuming it's a weekday.

Weekend? I'd try and drown them out myself Grin

Serendipite · 22/06/2018 23:50

Saturday morning!

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HildaZelda · 22/06/2018 23:52

Give them a cheer and a loud round of applause when they've finished.
I guarantee you they'll be a lot quieter in future!

SneakyGremlins · 22/06/2018 23:53

Can you drop round a pair of those cheap little medals you give kids on sports day?

IfYouDontImagineNothingHappens · 22/06/2018 23:57

'Tis the best time. Start some competition and definitely a round of applause at the end Grin

MariaMadita · 23/06/2018 00:00

Good for them :)

Noise insulation? Or idk... You could also have sex (or masturbate)?

Tartsamazeballs · 23/06/2018 00:02

"She's faking it!" once the performance has ended?

Littlechocola · 23/06/2018 00:04

Good for them

BigChocFrenzy · 23/06/2018 00:08

If the AIBU is WWYD

Copy them / mind your own business

How is this affecting you ?

Goodasgoldilox · 23/06/2018 00:12

Remember Meg Ryan and the cafe in When Harry met Sally: The 'I'll have what she's having' line could be in answer to a loud question about what you'd like for breakfast?

Ifonlyfor1day · 23/06/2018 00:12

Good for them.

There is not much you can do, maybe get earplugs.

AmazingPostVoices · 23/06/2018 00:13

You could politely and delicately let them know that you can hear them through the walls.

CanIBuffalo · 23/06/2018 00:14

When they finish, shout "Seven!" In a Len voice.

Serendipite · 23/06/2018 00:14

How is this affecting you ?

Uhm, it's 8:30am. It's nice to have coffee in peace.

Then again, the other next door neighbour has a baby. At least the baby isn't wailing.

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Prawnofthepatriarchy · 23/06/2018 00:14

Good for them. Great way to start the day! What on earth did you plan to do, OP? Go round and throw a bucket of water over them?

DownstairsMixUp · 23/06/2018 00:18

Marks out of ten loudly

Takfujuimoto · 23/06/2018 00:18

Fingers crossed they're Enthusiastically ttc and in roughly 9 months you'll be book ended by babies 😂

Serendipite · 23/06/2018 00:20

in roughly 9 months you'll be book ended by babies 😂

I'll be in earplugs 24/7! Grin

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Mountainsoutofmolehills · 23/06/2018 00:21

Nice. It always sounds better when it's a woman making the noise :) If it goes on for months and the noise drives you nuts.. can you move your bed?

Serendipite · 23/06/2018 00:24

If it goes on for months and the noise drives you nuts.. can you move your bed?

Actually I'm downstairs and in the kitchen. It's that loud. Grin Our bed is in the other side of the room, not next to the wall where I think their bed is. So there's our room, a staircase, and the wall.

Sometimes they answer each other's moaning, oftentimes it's the woman.

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Ginismyfriendx · 23/06/2018 00:26

I used to have neighbours that I heard regularly - 11pm ever Wednesday without fail. Only ever then though. Always presumed they must have taken advantage of Orange Wednesdays Grin
Wednesday became my default treat night, I’d bugger off for a long bath (the not connecting side of the house) with a glass of wine until 11.30. At which time they’d just about be finishing off...

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LuluJakey1 · 23/06/2018 00:26

Good for them. I can't remember the last Saturday morning we could have sex at 8.30am given we are up before 7 with two small children. We used to have sex every Saturday morning life before children was much easier and self-indulgent

Bramble71 · 23/06/2018 00:28

Move to a detached property?

You can't dictate people's sex lives. They probably think those who stick to sex just before bedtime are boring.

Timeisslippingaway · 23/06/2018 00:29

8.30 during the week isn't that early. At the weekend it's quite early. In a few months it might be a baby waking you up at all hours of the day 😂 I would probably make the most of the 8.30 wake ups.

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