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Can't cope with the size

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SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 19:43:57

One moment it's small and the next its big enough for everyone to get in.

Then it flies around and it's small enough to go in the pagoda thing and you look inside and its huge, so they must be tiny, so does it shrink once they're in and everything shrinks with it, then it slowly comes back to size as it lands??
I mean sometimes it runs up the bloody tree!!
No, that's the Ninky Nonk isn't it and the Pinky Ponk is the one flying?
Both do the weird size thing though.

Aibu to think its too trippy and it needs to stop changing size??

heatherblue Tue 19-Jun-18 19:46:15


Singlenotsingle Tue 19-Jun-18 19:47:52

What are you on and can I have some?

BeeFarseer Tue 19-Jun-18 19:49:21

Stop watching In the Night Garden while you're on drugs, would be my advice. grin

ShowOfHands Tue 19-Jun-18 19:49:33

Perhaps watch a different channel?

birdonawire1 Tue 19-Jun-18 19:51:50

You do know the title belongs in the ‘sex’ topic?

The writers of night garden are definitely on the wacky baccy

50shadesofgreyismylaundry Tue 19-Jun-18 19:52:10

With that thread title it could only be about a cock or the ninky nonk . grin

SparklyMagpie Tue 19-Jun-18 19:52:37

Can we vote for classics yet ?

untwists knickers

flapjackfairy Tue 19-Jun-18 19:52:56

Oh i know it bugs me as well!
Kids dont seem to notice though.

Soubriquet Tue 19-Jun-18 19:53:12

Let's not forget the lovely name of the tittifers confused

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom Tue 19-Jun-18 19:53:42

The OP reminds me of conversations had back in the days when I was regularly stoned...

Mokepon Tue 19-Jun-18 19:56:10

The whole programme makes me very confused.
I cannot get it at all.

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 19:57:01

Did you write In The Night Garden in that period OverfullBroom? It would explain a, lot.

DH deliberately points it out when it's doing it's weird size shit - should I ltb??

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 19:58:07

To a world where the only rescue is a small kid and some talking dogs???

lostfrequencies Tue 19-Jun-18 19:58:57

I've come to accept the ever changing size. My husband however points it out in every episode and gets really annoyed with it.

Tangled59 Tue 19-Jun-18 19:59:32

I dont understand

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 19:59:58

Lost maybe I can watch it with your DH and you can have mine. Like the car key thing for ITNG

Tangled59 Tue 19-Jun-18 20:00:01

Guuuuuuys! What are you talking about? /whinge

iklboo Tue 19-Jun-18 20:00:01

It's an allegory on the pointlessness of life and, no matter how hard we try, we'll never truly fit in.

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 20:01:26

About how stressed I get when it was small and then big?
About why it goes from bug to small?
About what goes from big to small?
I only have answers for the last one-- the Ninky Nonk and the Pinky Ponl

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 20:01:35


SnuggyBuggy Tue 19-Jun-18 20:01:57

Is this a riddle?

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 20:02:20

It's an allegory on the pointlessness of life and, no matter how hard we try, we'll never truly fit in
But it always bloody fits!!!!!

SleepingStandingUp Tue 19-Jun-18 20:03:23

Tangled do you not have a Ninky Nonk in your life?

Snuffy isn't all life?

TheSausageEmperor Tue 19-Jun-18 20:06:02

YANBU. Have you seen the one where they all drink pinky ponk juice (might not ve called that, it's been years since I've seen it) and then one of them knocks the other's juice over? I envisage that turning into a proper brawl like in a Glasgow pub or something. In fact no, not Glasgow. Which one would be the Begbie of the group?

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