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AIBU to return the massive stash of porn I just found in the house I just bought?

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travellinglighter Tue 29-May-18 21:11:31

Just moved into a house, it has been a feat of endurance not made easier by the extremely uncooperative seller. The family wanted to exchange early, set a date to move that was extremely inconvenient. We made arrangements to move on that day, called in favours and spent money to move on that day and then they changed it to a day four days later that was even more inconvenient. They knew we were desperate to move and took advantage.

So we moved in today and when we were going round the house we found a huge stash of frankly filthy porn in the fitted wardrobe of the bedroom that was occupied by the 12 year old son.

I have just had a text off the estate agent saying that the seller has left a le creuset pot in the oven and could we leave it with a neighbour for them to collect. AIBU to put the le creuset pot in a box surrounded by the porn videos and leave it at the neighbors?

Twopointsforhonesty Tue 29-May-18 21:13:03

Do it! If I were you, I’d decoupage the bloody pot in it.

BananasAreTheSourceOfEvil Tue 29-May-18 21:13:06

Only unreasonable if you dont use the le creuset pot to cook the more offensive porn first grin

MissTulipan Tue 29-May-18 21:13:06

I would definitely do that!

LaContessaDiPlump Tue 29-May-18 21:13:49

Do it. Leave a note saying "I believe these belong to you as well - we'd rather not keep them, thanks".

GreatDuckCookery Tue 29-May-18 21:15:23

I'd bag the porn up and hand it them definitely. Fuckers.

ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo Tue 29-May-18 21:16:33

Porn videos? Really? Who even has a VCR anymore?

travellinglighter Tue 29-May-18 21:23:17

I suspect that the husband has stashed them in a place where the young lad couldn’t reach a few years ago and forgotten them. I have told the estate agent who was in stitches and I was going to ask my solicitor to send a note to the sellers solicitor asking what they wanted doing with the porn. This seems like a better plan.

ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo Tue 29-May-18 21:25:16

Oh I thought you meant they were the 12 year olds!

VanillaSugar Tue 29-May-18 21:25:51

Oh yes - the solicitors note!!! Our sellers have left skanky loo brushes, bath mats and a mouldy old wooden rocking horse in the garden.

TheShapeOfEwe Tue 29-May-18 21:26:53

Definitely do it!!!

SevenStones Tue 29-May-18 21:28:44

DO IT!

travellinglighter Tue 29-May-18 21:29:30

The 12 year old was short for his age and couldn’t have reached the top shelf where the vids were stashed. Hubby was a shift worker and on permanent nights. He had a lock on the inside of the main bedroom door that would guarantee privacy for any (cough cough) private activity.

WineAndTiramisu Tue 29-May-18 21:30:20

Definitely send the solicitors note grin

LeggyLinda Tue 29-May-18 21:32:25

YABU.
But I would do the same smile

travellinglighter Tue 29-May-18 21:34:53

New plan, I’m going to hand the porn to the neighbors and send a note via the solicitor to confirm that the le creuset has been returned along with x number of videos listed by name. 😂

DailyMailFail101 Tue 29-May-18 21:36:47

Definitely do that!

IsMyUserNameRubbish Tue 29-May-18 21:37:05

Oh yes definitely give it back, how embarrassing for them, and if it isn't, I'd make it so.

Itchytights Tue 29-May-18 21:37:30

Oh please do it gringrin

Angie169 Tue 29-May-18 21:38:20

I would do it too I would also search the house for ANYTHING that may be theirs, that old button yep , the rusty washer yep , the hair grip yep the pound coin ooohh no that is def mine lol
all In a bag to the neighbour , when you drop it of say oohh you would not believe what they left behind , then walk of all wink ' I know something you dont know ,
they are bound to have a look and with any luck tell the guy you bought the house off what a perv he is grin grin

PercyPigAddict Tue 29-May-18 21:40:05

Personally I'd let them know you found it but I'd chuck it away - let him forever regret not retrieving his favourite stash before he left!

Sharkwithknees Tue 29-May-18 21:41:42

You are being a bit unreasonable. But fook yes, absolutely do it grin this thread has give me a good laugh!

Tawdrylocalbrouhaha Tue 29-May-18 21:42:28

The important thing is to wear gloves while handling the porn. And still wash your hands afterwards.

Gross.

UpstartCrow Tue 29-May-18 21:44:45

I'd draw on it first.

PestymcPestFace Tue 29-May-18 21:45:48

Is there still food in the le creuset pot?

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