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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

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KindergartenKop Wed 25-Apr-18 21:07:06

When I was about 16 I really fancied him on River Cottage. WIBU?

SmiledWithTheRisingSun Wed 25-Apr-18 21:07:48


Idontdowindows Wed 25-Apr-18 21:07:53

Very very very unreasonable. grin

BoringUsername444 Wed 25-Apr-18 21:08:02

Eeeew god noooo!
Lovely man but just no

Midthreademergencynamechange Wed 25-Apr-18 21:08:11

Ywnbu then but I think ywbu now!

EnglishGirlApproximately Wed 25-Apr-18 21:08:57

Who’s going to be the first with the wanking story? grin

DanceDisaster Wed 25-Apr-18 21:09:22

Wanking story confused?

GreatDuckCookery Wed 25-Apr-18 21:09:38

Christ I thought he was going to be dead then.

TheSpottedZebra Wed 25-Apr-18 21:09:46

Aye, the sleepy wanker.

Bananamanfan Wed 25-Apr-18 21:11:01

He's my weird crush, as a result DH calls him Huge Furry Whipping Tool. What wanking story???

KindergartenKop Wed 25-Apr-18 21:11:25

What? Ewww.
He seems a nice man but he doesn't make me hot under the collar like he used to. I'm not sure why my 16yo self wasn't perving over someone more suitable like Justin Timberlake.

DontDribbleOnTheCarpet Wed 25-Apr-18 21:11:26

The sleepy what? Pleeeease tell us the wanker story!

DanceDisaster Wed 25-Apr-18 21:12:32

Tbf @op, I had some really strange crushes at that age.

Now, what’s the wanking story?!

GertrudeCB Wed 25-Apr-18 21:13:21

He allegedly likes to finish himself off into lady's hair. Allegedly.

SoupyNorman Wed 25-Apr-18 21:14:10

Hugh Fearnley Wankingstall?

AlonsoTigerHeart Wed 25-Apr-18 21:14:23

Apparently he walked onto a sleeping womans hair

AlonsoTigerHeart Wed 25-Apr-18 21:15:14

Wanked not walked

DontDribbleOnTheCarpet Wed 25-Apr-18 21:16:26

A random sleeping woman or someone he was involved with?

KindergartenKop Wed 25-Apr-18 21:16:44

I'd be so annoyed if someone did that without asking and I had to wash my hair.

GertrudeCB Wed 25-Apr-18 21:18:20

Not a random , someone he was with.

LineyHasntLeftTheBuilding Wed 25-Apr-18 21:18:36

He's lost a lot of weight.

KindergartenKop Wed 25-Apr-18 21:19:21

I do like his glasses though.

VanillaSugar Wed 25-Apr-18 21:19:29

Ah. Bollocks. I wanted to tell that story. His seafood chowder recipe has never been the same since I heard that sad

halfwitpicker Wed 25-Apr-18 21:20:20

I think he looks good. He been on here a few times, nice fella

GertrudeCB Wed 25-Apr-18 21:20:42

Sorry Vanilla < hangs head >

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