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To think they shouldn’t flaunt their bifolds....

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Pigleteer · 22/04/2018 21:54

Neighbours over the back had their lovely bifolds open all day. Had a little BBQ, lounged about in their indoor/ outdoor space. Enjoyed themselves.

It’s not on is it?

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JustMarriedBecca · 22/04/2018 21:55

It wouldn't be here. We had on and off rain. Their floor would have got wet.

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gamerchick · 22/04/2018 21:57

Rained here as well. Lucky gits Grin

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TrudeauGirl · 22/04/2018 21:59

I misread the title as billfolds and imagined all these smug rich fatcats in striped suits waving money around at you.

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Pigleteer · 22/04/2018 22:02

Their fancy new bifold extension might as well be waving money at me.....

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Mumsnut · 22/04/2018 22:03

Her floor will be filthy now

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CanIBuffalo · 22/04/2018 22:05

Unless they're £££ ones, they'll be sticking within 6 months.
You can grin smugly and proffer a can of wd40 over the fence.

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TheBigFatMermaid · 22/04/2018 22:07

Envy is such an ugly trait!

I know because it looks damn ugly on me! I sit outside my front door in lovely weather, that's as far as I go!

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TokyoSushi · 22/04/2018 22:13

We have bifolds, they are nice Grin

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 22/04/2018 22:15

Blatant exhibitionism, OP. You have to pity them, really.

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givemesteel · 22/04/2018 22:16
  1. Their interior will now smell really smoky if they left them open whilst bbqing


  1. They will now have a lot of wasps / flies / mosquitoes in their house


  1. When it's hot outside its a school boy error to leave your windows open in the middle of the day, need them open whilst it's collected then shut them when it gets hot so they'll probably be finding it really difficult to sleep now.


Count yourself lucky you don't have bifold doors otherwise you'd have a whole host of first world problems to deal with (although not having bifold foods is also arguably a first world problem... )
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ratspeaker · 22/04/2018 22:18

Ach, come the zombie apocalypse they'll be easily chomped by the ravenous hordes of undead

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DropItLikeASquat · 22/04/2018 22:18

eug, I agree OP how dare they, the show -off Bifoding Bastards!

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elfycat · 22/04/2018 22:20

I had a BBQ yesterday & had my bifolds open.

I lit the woodburner in the living room later in the evening to keep off the chill for the later guests. Still kept the bifolds open.

I am going to have to sweep the floor, that's true. Serves me right Grin

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AnitaLovesVictor · 22/04/2018 22:21

We've had the most beautiful day down in our little corner of the UK. Sunshine all day - we been mooching around the garden the whole time.

We don't have bifolds though, so I'm feeling a bit bereft now.

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Goldmandra · 22/04/2018 22:21

I got a quote on bifolds today Shock

We'll be replacing the pane with the seal gone in the existing patio doors Sad

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grumpy4squash · 22/04/2018 22:22

What's a bifold? Something that folds in half??? I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

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Turquoisetamborine · 22/04/2018 22:22

Picture me last summer in 33 degrees heat holding up my extremely heavy bifolds which had been houked off their runners by my DH so they didn’t fall off altogether. Ringing my dad to help us before I murdered him!

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CocoaGin · 22/04/2018 22:22

There are probably about 9 days a year that they can sit with their bifolds open. I'd have cheered and made them feel special, myself. Let a few party poppers off and cracked open the prosecco to share their joy Grin.

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Gemini69 · 22/04/2018 22:23

OOh how wonderful to have the weather to sport such a thing Grin

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 22/04/2018 22:23

I had a BBQ yesterday & had my bifolds open

Ooh er missus...

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IntelligentYetIndecisive · 22/04/2018 22:25

grumpy4squash, they're giant shutter style windows that can fold open, leaving a gaping great hole in the back of the house.

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NotUmbongoUnchained · 22/04/2018 22:27

I didn’t know what bifolds were so had to google. We have them Grin

I call it the accordion door.

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IntelligentYetIndecisive · 22/04/2018 22:27
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Jux · 22/04/2018 22:31

We have a front door, that too is nice. Grin

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elephantoverthehill · 22/04/2018 22:32

My DM told me to keep my knickers on and never reveal my bifolds.

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