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Interesting request on wedding invite

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OohMavis Sat 21-Apr-18 18:24:43

"Please remember to take some piriton before arriving. The pollen count will be high and the last thing I want is sneezing during the ceremony."

Paraphrased but similar tone.

I can't work out if it's unreasonable to ask your guests to medicate themselves so they don't sniffle grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 24-Apr-18 13:26:25

TBH I find that sentence so rude - how could the bride think it’s ok to speak to the guests like that? I probably would have declined the invitations and told her why (politely).

maggienolia Tue 24-Apr-18 14:59:02

As Bridezilla did glide down the aisle
She didn't show even a smile
Cos her Uncle Bart
Emitted a fart
And shot from the pew by a mile.

PurpleDoughnut Tue 24-Apr-18 16:36:11

Some people homestly deserve to be shot with a ball of their own shite!! Being told to self medicate and an a4 page of bulletpoints just incase guests forget how to adult...good lord!!piriton makes me drowsy so if I were you I'd double the dose,hope it makes you drowsy too and you just sleep through the entire thing with a bit of luck thus avoiding the insufferable fucknugget and her pollenfest debacle.

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