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I need to LTB over a chip

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SilverHairedCat Mon 19-Mar-18 19:23:46

Tonight, I made a slap up meal of macaroni cheese and chips for me, and Chinese chicken curry and chips for DH. Classy stuff.

I rarely treat myself to this, and made a slap up cheese sauce with 3 types of cheese, plenty of mustard and lots of pepper. I piled the macaroni cheese over the chips - the Luxe ones from Lidl, huge things, really good - and savoured my dinner.

DH went for seconds and finished this while I was still enjoying my plate.

As I turned away from my plate for 2 seconds, the greedy b*stard he stole my last chip. I'd been saving it as it was the best one of them all.

And he didn't even enjoy it, as it was covered in cheese sauce.

Obviously, I need to start divorce proceedings. AIBU?

Fekko Mon 19-Mar-18 19:25:24

Do you have a patio?

ShakeShakeTheMuffin Mon 19-Mar-18 19:26:59

grin @ Fekko

afreshnewname Mon 19-Mar-18 19:29:07

That sounds delicious 😍

AllStar14 Mon 19-Mar-18 19:29:47

I'm angry just reading this!

PlasticWatch Mon 19-Mar-18 19:30:18

That's just fucking rude shock

Queenofthedrivensnow Mon 19-Mar-18 19:30:57


Bundlesmads Mon 19-Mar-18 19:31:16

Do you have children yet? If not, have some. Then you can steal their chips which evens things up!

MikeUniformMike Mon 19-Mar-18 19:31:50

What on earth attracted you to such a pathetic excuse of a human being?

Barbadosgirl Mon 19-Mar-18 19:32:09

I have never heard anything so awful. Divorce would be too good for him.

teaiseverything Mon 19-Mar-18 19:33:06

If you don't have a patio, I'd be willing to give you (him) space under mine.

acornsandnuts Mon 19-Mar-18 19:35:14

The daily fail will be all over this. Practice your sad face while holding a chip close to camera so it looks disproportionately huge.

Fekko Mon 19-Mar-18 19:36:18

Do you have a dog? Couly you train it to literally piss on his chips?

SilverHairedCat Mon 19-Mar-18 19:39:32

I have no patio, but a large decking. That could work.

Dog is too inept to be taught to piss on his chips, but could be taught to nick them off DH's plate.

He has never stolen food like this before. I'm shocked.

Daily Wail / Daily Heil / Daily Fail need to pay off my wedding credit card, then I'll pose for their sad face photos.

And yes, it was LUSH.

Babawoollysheep Mon 19-Mar-18 19:46:21

I thought that you were going to say that he ate the leftovers and there were no seconds. You got seconds RIGHT?

I want macaroni cheese over chunky chips.

SunshineOutdoors Mon 19-Mar-18 19:49:01

Do you mean pasta in cheese sauce over chips? I can’t get my head around that.

DownAtFraggleRock Mon 19-Mar-18 19:50:46

My local used to do macaroni cheese and chips. it was fecking awesome

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops Mon 19-Mar-18 19:52:05

That's not ok! Hold on to your bitterness and finish his easter goodies off for him. That'll learn him.

BitOutOfPractice Mon 19-Mar-18 19:57:37

OP i literally just gasped and sat open mouthed for a good 20 seconds. That truly is grounds for divorce.

I am also wanting both of your dinners now

BitOutOfPractice Mon 19-Mar-18 19:58:11

The perfect last mouthful is sacrosanct in this house

BeyondThePage Mon 19-Mar-18 19:58:40

ahhhhh - you must come from a small family...

as one of 6 you ALWAYS EAT THE BEST BITS FIRST - or get used to it being nicked!

Ladiva1971 Mon 19-Mar-18 19:58:53

Haha sunshineoutdoors me neither, I always thought pasta and spuds on the same plate was a nono

SheGotBetteDavisEyes Mon 19-Mar-18 19:59:13

Pasta with chips? Your cheese sauce sounds nice, mind.

user1andonly Mon 19-Mar-18 20:00:29

I know this is lighthearted but OMG I would not be happy and would be plotting revenge!

Fekko Mon 19-Mar-18 20:02:30

Is there another woman?

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