Dinosaur on the loose

[Kestant]

It looks like a stegosaurus. It's not from this village, most likely the next town. Who should I call.

[ShweShwe]

I suppose you could start with a doctor and if they can't help try to have a lie down.

[SparklyLeprechaun]

Log it with the police.

[GiraffesCantDoMentalArithmetic]

You need a dino-wrangler. Ask for recommendations on your local facebook page.

[PeerieBreeks]

Hmm, maybe a dinosaur whisperer could help if there's one nearby?

[PatriciaHolm]

Anyone said log it with 101 yet?

Is it being followed by a small boy with a bucket??

[SilverySurfer]

Follow PeerieBreeks advice and contact your nearest dino whisperer, who is the only person capable of taming the dino

[KickAssAngel]

[frankie001]

Log it with this guy from Jurassic Park. He did a great job...

[IanRushesInadequateFlushes]

Ghostbusters?

Oh sorry, wrong film!

[RavenclawRealist]

You need to be sure what kind of dinosaur it is to take the proper action! we also need a diagram of exactly where it is in the village!

[picklemepopcorn]

I'd call someone in the next town and let them know. They may not have missed it yet.

[MrsMozart]

Lassoo?

Or tempt with a nice traybake.

[PanPanPanPing]

Just feed it a 'MN chicken' - that should last it forever and it won't eat you?!

[Nifflerbowtruckle]

Play fetch with some golf balls?

[NormaNameChange]

Social services at once! He may have been abandoned and not know his way home...

[PointyBirdsAnointyNointy]

I'd say is his name Denver but he's not a stegosaurus.

[Chocywockydodahhhhhh]

Do you not know OP dinosaurs don’t exist, it is all a plot to corrupt the minds of children

[PeerieBreeks]

Chocky are you a subscriber to this Facebook group, perchance?

www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDinosaurs/

[MooseBeTimeForSnow]

Don’t bother throwing a chicken. They didn’t eat meat.

[PeerieBreeks]

'didn't'?

I didn't eat chicken twenty years ago, but I do now. Big assumption to make there, Moose.

[strawberrypenguin]

Harry. He can put it back in his bucket.

Or maybe Andy...

[hidengosqueak]

Well I would definitely cancel the cheque and then see if I could trap it in my Victorian safe! Failing that retreat to your house in Maui? 😊