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Most annoying sound ever?

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alligatortoss Tue 13-Mar-18 07:02:09

Sat in a waiting room. Woman texting on other side of the room.


Turn your bloody phone on silent. Aibu?

JosephWearsNoPants Tue 13-Mar-18 07:03:42

rustling of plastic bags irritates me more or constant text pings but yeah its annoying.

IWantMyHatBack Tue 13-Mar-18 07:05:11

Unnecessary mouth noises

BanginChoons Tue 13-Mar-18 07:06:22

My kids arguing in the back of the car.

Littlelambpeep Tue 13-Mar-18 07:08:29

A colleague whining all day everyday

carryondoctor Tue 13-Mar-18 07:08:42


Fucking wide open mouth snoring.

I hate it.

I hate it so much.

Snoring is the most annoying sound ever and if my DP doesn't quit it, I am going to jam his vibrating toothbrush up his nose and turn it on high.

Betsy86 Tue 13-Mar-18 07:08:54

Teeth scraping against a fork and just loud eating in general!

ClaryFray Tue 13-Mar-18 07:09:26

People that slurp when they drink tea. It makes me all stabby.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Tue 13-Mar-18 07:09:34

DH breathing all night when I haven't slept a wink

thenewaveragebear1983 Tue 13-Mar-18 07:11:21

The phone buttons that sound like little cartoon bubble pop noises.

Sniffing/heavy breathing/ general drippy liquidy body noises

This is my personal hatred: when someone ‘double bites’ a sandwich, ie. takes two little bites instead of one normal one. The second bite is always really whiskery and wet sounding. My gran’s gentleman friend used to do it and even as a kid it gave me the rages!

JosephWearsNoPants Tue 13-Mar-18 07:16:41

burping inwardly is horrible too.

JosephWearsNoPants Tue 13-Mar-18 07:17:33

scraping fork against the plate to shovel the last bit of food. angry

FallenAngel89 Tue 13-Mar-18 07:18:58

Alarm clock 😴

BattleaxeGalactica Tue 13-Mar-18 07:19:14

Kid's film being played on an iPad on a plane. With no headphones.

ASqueakingInTheShrubbery Tue 13-Mar-18 07:20:09

FIL rubbing his fingernails together.

LanguidLobster Tue 13-Mar-18 07:20:28

Roadworks/drilling. It has to be done but it rattles the entire house whilst it's going on

Sarsparella Tue 13-Mar-18 07:21:14

The beep our car makes when DH never puts his seatbelt on straight away

Videos played on people’s phones without earphones, doesn’t matter what of, just makes me want to kill them

Yes to phone text beeps, why on earth do people not switch that off??

TonicAndTonic Tue 13-Mar-18 07:22:57

Agree with PP about snoring - it's the most annoying sound ever!

Steaksauce Tue 13-Mar-18 07:23:19


I'm currently on a train and the guy opposite has the worlds biggest coffee, every time he has a sip he does a gasping "ah!" Sounds as he puts the cup back down.

I kind of want to kick up under the table by "mistake"
Gaspy fucker.

OwlBeBack Tue 13-Mar-18 07:23:26


There should be a law banning these or, to buy one, you should need to prove you live remotely with no neighbours within a 2 mile distance.

greenmagpie Tue 13-Mar-18 07:23:40

Putting scaffolding together - that specific abrasive drilling sound.
The message alert sound on my mum's phone - like annoying little chimes - makes me feel murderous.
My 3 year old has perfected the tone of whining that drives me up the wall.

theninjabreadma Tue 13-Mar-18 07:25:00

Sniffing. It makes me murderous.

MrsST Tue 13-Mar-18 07:25:26

My kids whining constantly.
Snoring or any loud noise when I'm trying to sleep.
Also agree with loud texting in private/ quiet areas. Genuinely want to thump those people and if I could get away with it I would.
Boy racers going up and down our road (which has speed bumps on it!) in the middle of the night showing off their average engines.
Loud dance music coming from cars. This isn't Ibiza and you're not having a 1000 person rave in your tiny Renault Clio.
Teenagers swearing loudly outside my house on their walk home from school. I live in a really naice area as well!

Greenteandchives Tue 13-Mar-18 07:25:36

The constant drilling, hammering, sawing and other shit that goes on round here where everyone is having a loft conversion. All day every day.

stinksworth Tue 13-Mar-18 07:27:39


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