Seriously. Their skill at getting to houses entirely undetected is unparalleled. No note through the door; no ring of the bell, no actually sighting. Even though you’ve tracked them on the damn app for three hours. Then BOOM “we tried to contact you but you were out”. And their van apparently PROVES they came to my house. Now that’s some technology that the MOD could use.
In fairness many Parcel Force employees could also join up given their training is so advanced they can practically teleport a we tried to deliver you parcel slip into your house; rather than like, just bang on the door and hand you a parcel.
(IANBU)
(This is also a very very very very serious suggestion (very) and not at all lighthearted in any way what so ever)
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AIBU?
I really think we should replace the SAS and MI5 personnel with Yodel drivers.
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HoneyDragon · 12/03/2018 11:42
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