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Cocks and Vaginas

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ChaosAndPiss · 23/02/2018 22:33

AIBU to think we should just change toilets and changing rooms from male and female to just Cocks and Vaginas (or vulvas if you want)

No self identifying bollocks. If you have a dick you go in there. If you don't you go in there. Simple.

We can remove the lady in a dress picture and the man picture and just put pictures of genitals on the doors instead Grin

this is all said in a joking manner. Mostly.

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entropynow · 23/02/2018 22:34

Not this shit again. YABVVVVVVVVVVVU and trans-hating.

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ChaosAndPiss · 23/02/2018 22:36

Transhating? This is a very inclusive suggestion actually.

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JeReviens · 23/02/2018 22:37

Grin Grin Trans-hating Grin

I think it’s a very good idea OP

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Hastalapasta · 23/02/2018 22:39

I’m with you OP. Plus cubicles for allGrin

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RaininSummer · 23/02/2018 22:41

How is it transhating?

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TellsEveryoneRealFacts · 23/02/2018 22:41

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PerfectlyDone · 23/02/2018 22:42

V pragmatic, I approve whole-heartedly.

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ChaosAndPiss · 23/02/2018 22:44

Cocks only swimming kinda has a nice ring to it Grin

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snabigailflagstabble · 23/02/2018 22:44

Agreed agreed agreed

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NickyNackyNoodleNoo · 23/02/2018 22:48

What a marvellous idea, simple and easy

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Geordiegirl79 · 23/02/2018 22:48

One of the local pubs in the town I grew up in had 'cocks' and 'pussies' signs on the toilet doors. Which tells you all you need to know about the pub.

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Aprilshowerswontbelong · 23/02/2018 22:52

How about one door that says
Wee
And one for
Shit
Job done - literally!

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Aliasgrace1 · 23/02/2018 22:52

😂😂

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inkandstone · 23/02/2018 22:53

A very sensible idea. YANBU.

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bellasuewow · 23/02/2018 23:11

Everyone will still try to crowd into the women’s loos because men are so violent and intolerant of Transgender people with willies. And then you get all the weird men pretending to identify as women so they can follow everyone onto the womens loos to harass them. My suggestion is for men’s loos to be turned into trans loos, disabled loos and women’s loos. Men can go to the loo at home until they learn to behave.

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dinosaursandtea · 23/02/2018 23:15

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Beansonapost · 23/02/2018 23:19

Transphobia ... trans-hate 🙄... I cant really see it.

Love the idea OP!

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Julie8008 · 23/02/2018 23:21

Why not just have equal unisex cubicles and leave all this nonsense aside, it really isn't needed.

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Samcro · 23/02/2018 23:26

BUT

where will the children go??????

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PaperdollCartoon · 23/02/2018 23:28

Oh just fuck off with this bigotry thanks. It’s making me hate this site.

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LoniceraJaponica · 23/02/2018 23:31

How is it trans phobia or trans hate?

It's pretty straightforward really.

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JAPAB · 23/02/2018 23:36

We can remove the lady in a dress picture and the man picture and just put pictures of genitals on the doors instead

Think that would draw too many complaints. Perhaps a picture of a cockerel for one and a cat for the other.

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Amyerda · 23/02/2018 23:38

It's not a lady in a dress, it's a woman in a cape!

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TroubledTribble28 · 23/02/2018 23:40

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LexiGray · 23/02/2018 23:42

I don’t fancy unisex cubicles, men pee everywhere.

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