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ChaosAndPiss Fri 23-Feb-18 22:33:03

AIBU to think we should just change toilets and changing rooms from male and female to just Cocks and Vaginas (or vulvas if you want)

No self identifying bollocks. If you have a dick you go in there. If you don't you go in there. Simple.

We can remove the lady in a dress picture and the man picture and just put pictures of genitals on the doors instead grin

this is all said in a joking manner. Mostly.

entropynow Fri 23-Feb-18 22:34:31

Not this shit again. YABVVVVVVVVVVVU and trans-hating.

ChaosAndPiss Fri 23-Feb-18 22:36:02

Transhating? This is a very inclusive suggestion actually.

JeReviens Fri 23-Feb-18 22:37:28

grin grin Trans-hating grin

I think it’s a very good idea OP

Hastalapasta Fri 23-Feb-18 22:39:46

I’m with you OP. Plus cubicles for allgrin

RaininSummer Fri 23-Feb-18 22:41:16

How is it transhating?

TellsEveryoneRealFacts Fri 23-Feb-18 22:41:42

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PerfectlyDone Fri 23-Feb-18 22:42:18

V pragmatic, I approve whole-heartedly.

ChaosAndPiss Fri 23-Feb-18 22:44:31

Cocks only swimming kinda has a nice ring to it grin

snabigailflagstabble Fri 23-Feb-18 22:44:47

Agreed agreed agreed

NickyNackyNoodleNoo Fri 23-Feb-18 22:48:16

What a marvellous idea, simple and easy

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Geordiegirl79 Fri 23-Feb-18 22:48:19

One of the local pubs in the town I grew up in had 'cocks' and 'pussies' signs on the toilet doors. Which tells you all you need to know about the pub.

Aprilshowerswontbelong Fri 23-Feb-18 22:52:02

How about one door that says
Wee
And one for
Shit
Job done - literally!

Aliasgrace1 Fri 23-Feb-18 22:52:15

😂😂

inkandstone Fri 23-Feb-18 22:53:35

A very sensible idea. YANBU.

bellasuewow Fri 23-Feb-18 23:11:51

Everyone will still try to crowd into the women’s loos because men are so violent and intolerant of Transgender people with willies. And then you get all the weird men pretending to identify as women so they can follow everyone onto the womens loos to harass them. My suggestion is for men’s loos to be turned into trans loos, disabled loos and women’s loos. Men can go to the loo at home until they learn to behave.

dinosaursandtea Fri 23-Feb-18 23:15:30

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Beansonapost Fri 23-Feb-18 23:19:52

Transphobia ... trans-hate 🙄... I cant really see it.

Love the idea OP!

Julie8008 Fri 23-Feb-18 23:21:26

Why not just have equal unisex cubicles and leave all this nonsense aside, it really isn't needed.

Samcro Fri 23-Feb-18 23:26:55

BUT

where will the children go??????

PaperdollCartoon Fri 23-Feb-18 23:28:38

Oh just fuck off with this bigotry thanks. It’s making me hate this site.

LoniceraJaponica Fri 23-Feb-18 23:31:33

How is it trans phobia or trans hate?

It's pretty straightforward really.

JAPAB Fri 23-Feb-18 23:36:25

We can remove the lady in a dress picture and the man picture and just put pictures of genitals on the doors instead

Think that would draw too many complaints. Perhaps a picture of a cockerel for one and a cat for the other.

Amyerda Fri 23-Feb-18 23:38:25

It's not a lady in a dress, it's a woman in a cape!

TroubledTribble28 Fri 23-Feb-18 23:40:12

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