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Fireman Sam

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Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 18:54:13

Aibu to think 99% of problems could be avoided by supplying Ponty Pandy with mobile phones and basic fire safety?

ShackUp Fri 23-Feb-18 18:57:08

Or arranging for Norman Price to be 'disappeared'.

HobnobBob Fri 23-Feb-18 18:58:28

Norman Price is the only reason that fire service has been commissioned. It would have been centralised a long time ago otherwise.

PasDevantLesElephants Fri 23-Feb-18 18:58:34

However much you're asking to disappear Norman Price, I'll pay it. Fuck it, I'll pay double.

Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 18:58:40

An asbo would suffice. Elvis needs sacking too

BonnieBlueButler Fri 23-Feb-18 18:58:53

Locking up Mike Flood would cut down on the problems too.

RebelRogue Fri 23-Feb-18 18:59:07

@ShackUp poor Norman is just screaming for and craving the attention of his real dad. I mean how else is he supposed to spend time with him?grin

YassQueen Fri 23-Feb-18 18:59:39

Just let Norman burn. Just once. No-one would blame them. Everyone could conveniently forget Norman Price ever existed.

But then there'd be no need for the fire service. They only let him live because it keeps them busy and saves them from redundancy in each round of government cuts.

Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 19:00:19

True , Norman does throw a lot of work their way. Got to wonder if he behaves this badly at school as ss don't appear to be involved

Monoblock67 Fri 23-Feb-18 19:00:33

And how on earth can they afford all the latest kit? Five different vehicles, six members of staff, fancy digital screens, etc etc.

YassQueen Fri 23-Feb-18 19:01:06

Mike Flood

What good did they think would come of letting someone called Mike Flood live in a town with a harbour?

Wishfulmakeupping Fri 23-Feb-18 19:01:08

My 2 year old ds can’t say many sentences but on a daily basis he tells me that ‘Norman is a naughty boy’

Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 19:01:44

Mike flood is problematic, but is he any worse than the cretin outdoors men?

LouJDawe Fri 23-Feb-18 19:02:17

Arranging for Norman Price to disappear has made my evening 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stand that whiney child!

Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 19:03:52

Mine too wishful!

Awwlookatmybabyspider Fri 23-Feb-18 19:05:40

Without out Norman Price fireman Sam and his crew would be on the dole. grin

Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 19:05:44

The children are never in school, deffo an education problem

Littleraincloud Fri 23-Feb-18 19:06:34

That would make an interesting spin off awww

Gileswithachainsaw Fri 23-Feb-18 19:07:55

Really should be updated now. Firefighter Sam.

Yes perhaps if they had all attended school they wouldn't all be so stupid.. hmm

RebelRogue Fri 23-Feb-18 19:09:15

Norman and fireman Sam are the only red haired people in the whole town.
Sam puts out fires, Norman starts them.
Sam is always so cool and calm at the scene because he can't exactly strangle his love child. Dilys provably threatened him to reveal the secret too if he calls SS/the police on her "little treasure ".

Poor poor Norman. Have some sympathy people.grin

werewolfhowls Fri 23-Feb-18 19:11:39

Love the helicopter man though. He can stay.

HeyMicky Fri 23-Feb-18 19:12:20

Sam hasn't furthered a child. Sam is clearly gay. There is a LOT of subtext in fireman Sam. He has a proper thing going on with that Aussie, Tom Thomas

HeyMicky Fri 23-Feb-18 19:12:36

Fathered, even

OutyMcOutface Fri 23-Feb-18 19:13:45

I'm pretty sure that Sam is too young to be Norman's dad confused

OutyMcOutface Fri 23-Feb-18 19:14:27

Oh, and everyone has something going on with tom Tomas

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