To ask what is the worst thing you've ever said during sex?

[mammyoftwo]

Ok, I'll go first......I mean a friend, a friend said this......."touch my hair and I'll punch you in the face" after getting a haircut and really wanting it to last another day without washing.......

[SavageBeauty73]

I called him the wrong name.

[Djnoun]

I think the cat just farted

[Thisnamechanger]

Made a sort of pirate noise...

[Maddiemademe]

"Nibble on my nipples again and I will bite your bollocks!" To be fair, I have very sensitive nipples and my ex knew that so it was fair.

[ClashCityRocker]

'shall we get a takeaway for tea?'

[GladAllOver]

"Don't stop now! "
But to be fair, it was the second round.

[Dljlr]

"You can't be done already" said in genuine surprise. He was, and I felt terrible!

[Aprilshowerswontbelong]

You are joking?.
After a particularly quick session.....

[GetsPostByOwl]

"Lemme up! I'm gonna be sick!"

Food poisoning. He thought he'd pretty much killed me when I ended up stark naked in the foetal position on the bathroom floor clutching my stomach in agony.

[branstonbaby]

'Is it in yet?'

In my defense, I was exceptionally drunk and have no recollection

He was understandably rather pissed off at me the next day...

[catfishsally]

hurry up

[beepthemeep]

Not me, but said to a friend. She had been trying to seduce her colleague for the best part of a year. It finally happened at the Christmas party. Sadly she was seriously drunk. She remembers starting to have sex and then she remembers him saying:

"Juliette. We must stop. You are sleeping!!!"

She assured him she wasn't and it was wonderful and told him to carry on - but she woke up several hours later... very hungover... and very much alone!

[Lobsterquadrille2]

Was that it? 😳

[Ladymadness]

"Hold your weight or get the fuck off me!" He would flop ontop of me like fucking sea lion and hump away. My back was in agony ! It felt like my spine was the only thing moving

[LegallyBrunet]

My OH has accidentally called me by the nickname his son has for me. That was a mood killer.

[PatsyClineSilVousPlait]

Jurassic Park!

[mammyoftwo]

LOVE these!

[mammyoftwo]

I mean my friend, my friend loves these!!

[MammaTJ]

'Sorry, but you have to go, this is no good and I would rather be sleeping'

Said by me to a ONS many years ago. I lived in a particularly rough part of the city and he had no clue where we were. I did give him directions to the very close taxi office though.

He was shit at sex!

[dantdmistedious]

Is that it?

[Bindibot]

Shit, I forgot to put eggs on the (on line) order.

Luckily we’ve been together a (long) time so both collapsed laughing.

[UpstartCrow]

PatsyClineSilVousPlait I feel more information is needed...fess up!

[OakIsBetterTho]

OH god just stop, get off, that'll do.

Worst. Sex. Ever.

[ToadOfSadness]

You have to stop, I have a pain.

After a dodgy MacDonalds in Barbados, I don't think he believed me.

[UpstartCrow]

For the purposes of this thread does a spectacular queef count?