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To ask what is the worst thing you've ever said during sex?

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mammyoftwo Fri 23-Feb-18 07:38:22

Ok, I'll go first......I mean a friend, a friend said this......."touch my hair and I'll punch you in the face" after getting a haircut and really wanting it to last another day without washing.......

SavageBeauty73 Fri 23-Feb-18 09:27:18

I called him the wrong name.

Djnoun Fri 23-Feb-18 09:28:16

I think the cat just farted

Thisnamechanger Fri 23-Feb-18 09:28:39

Made a sort of pirate noise...

Maddiemademe Fri 23-Feb-18 09:34:33

"Nibble on my nipples again and I will bite your bollocks!" To be fair, I have very sensitive nipples and my ex knew that so it was fair.

ClashCityRocker Fri 23-Feb-18 09:35:42

'shall we get a takeaway for tea?'

GladAllOver Fri 23-Feb-18 09:38:48

"Don't stop now! "
But to be fair, it was the second round.

Dljlr Fri 23-Feb-18 09:41:06

"You can't be done already" said in genuine surprise. He was, and I felt terrible!

Aprilshowerswontbelong Fri 23-Feb-18 09:43:44

You are joking?.
After a particularly quick session.....

GetsPostByOwl Fri 23-Feb-18 09:50:01

"Lemme up! I'm gonna be sick!"

Food poisoning. He thought he'd pretty much killed me when I ended up stark naked in the foetal position on the bathroom floor clutching my stomach in agony.

branstonbaby Fri 23-Feb-18 09:58:04

'Is it in yet?'

In my defense, I was exceptionally drunk and have no recollection

He was understandably rather pissed off at me the next day...

catfishsally Fri 23-Feb-18 10:07:04

hurry up

beepthemeep Fri 23-Feb-18 10:17:57

Not me, but said to a friend. She had been trying to seduce her colleague for the best part of a year. It finally happened at the Christmas party. Sadly she was seriously drunk. She remembers starting to have sex and then she remembers him saying:

"Juliette. We must stop. You are sleeping!!!"

She assured him she wasn't and it was wonderful and told him to carry on - but she woke up several hours later... very hungover... and very much alone!

Lobsterquadrille2 Fri 23-Feb-18 10:22:47

Was that it? 😳

Ladymadness Fri 23-Feb-18 10:26:29

"Hold your weight or get the fuck off me!" He would flop ontop of me like fucking sea lion and hump away. My back was in agony ! It felt like my spine was the only thing moving

LegallyBrunet Fri 23-Feb-18 10:27:32

My OH has accidentally called me by the nickname his son has for me. That was a mood killer.

PatsyClineSilVousPlait Fri 23-Feb-18 10:55:27

Jurassic Park!

mammyoftwo Fri 23-Feb-18 11:14:56

LOVE these!

mammyoftwo Fri 23-Feb-18 11:15:58

I mean my friend, my friend loves these!! grin

MammaTJ Fri 23-Feb-18 11:18:30

'Sorry, but you have to go, this is no good and I would rather be sleeping'

Said by me to a ONS many years ago. I lived in a particularly rough part of the city and he had no clue where we were. I did give him directions to the very close taxi office though.

He was shit at sex!

dantdmistedious Fri 23-Feb-18 11:19:21

Is that it?

Bindibot Fri 23-Feb-18 11:19:58

Shit, I forgot to put eggs on the (on line) order.

Luckily we’ve been together a (long) time so both collapsed laughing.

UpstartCrow Fri 23-Feb-18 11:20:01

PatsyClineSilVousPlait I feel more information is needed...fess up!

OakIsBetterTho Fri 23-Feb-18 11:23:29

OH god just stop, get off, that'll do.

Worst. Sex. Ever.

ToadOfSadness Fri 23-Feb-18 11:24:29

You have to stop, I have a pain.

After a dodgy MacDonalds in Barbados, I don't think he believed me.

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