As in me. For ruddy world book day. Any suggestions for a size 18/20 menopausal woman will be gratefully received.
I need to be:-
- Instantly recognisable to teenagers (CBA to spend the day explaining who I am to them)
- Cool. Hot flushes combined with windows that don't open more than an inch means my favoured costume would probably be a bikini at the moment - if I didn't fear I would traumatise most of my students irreparably.
- Comfy. See weight/age/menopause.
I'm frankly lacking any brilliant ideas (other than asking the gurus of Mumsnet for help). I've been Cruella in the past. And Professor McGonagall. I'm not bothered about looking an idiot, particularly - I have little dignity at the best of times.
Not sweating and being recognisable would basically do me. Any suggestions gratefully received!