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AIBU?

Annoyed at unexpected vagina poke.

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:08

I was in the bath with DP, nothing sexy just washing and about to watch a programme on the tablet.

As I was finding the episode DP unexpectedly poked my vagina, in surprise I aggressively splashed her in the face with water to make her back off and was annoyed at her. I told her it shocked me (as wasn't even looking in her direction so no warning) and said she had to apologise to me. I said it could be considered assault nd she replied with "Oh, Bath..." and a withering look.

She has refused to apologise, and is now in a strop as I was "horrible" to her.

AIBU to wait for an apology over this?

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:14

...Thanks

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RollTopBath · 21/02/2018 17:14

In what way is this detail ever necessary?

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:15

Can I ask why you don't believe me? I had intended to show her this thread to show it is an unacceptable thing but maybe your reasons for disbelieve will achieve the same end.

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PompholyxOfUnknownOrigin · 21/02/2018 17:15

Don’t be silly.

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QueenLaBeefah · 21/02/2018 17:15

How lovely.

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honeysucklejasmine · 21/02/2018 17:17

How big is your bath?!

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DannyLaRuesBestFrock · 21/02/2018 17:17

You had an electrical item in the bathroom!

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Nottheduchessofcambridge · 21/02/2018 17:17

Annoying? Yes. Assault? No.

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elQuintoConyo · 21/02/2018 17:18

Where do you keep your soap?

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Ivebeenaroundtheblock · 21/02/2018 17:21

Tablet and a bath?? Can’t you get terribly burned or a dreadful shock?

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:21

I think it would do people well to remember that there are real people on this end of this.

I hadn't really meant it was assault, but I do think it was something to apologise for and my reaction was not over the top

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BathFallout · 21/02/2018 17:22

I don't know if MN can confirm I am a previous poster who has named changed for this post?

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Trinity66 · 21/02/2018 17:23

Call the Police!

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Bluedoglead · 21/02/2018 17:23

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PompholyxOfUnknownOrigin · 21/02/2018 17:23

Ok, I believe you, your reaction was ridiculous and over the top and she had nothing to apologise for. Ok?

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