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Annoyed at unexpected vagina poke.

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BathFallout Wed 21-Feb-18 17:08:35

I was in the bath with DP, nothing sexy just washing and about to watch a programme on the tablet.

As I was finding the episode DP unexpectedly poked my vagina, in surprise I aggressively splashed her in the face with water to make her back off and was annoyed at her. I told her it shocked me (as wasn't even looking in her direction so no warning) and said she had to apologise to me. I said it could be considered assault nd she replied with "Oh, Bath..." and a withering look.

She has refused to apologise, and is now in a strop as I was "horrible" to her.

AIBU to wait for an apology over this?

Tainbri Wed 21-Feb-18 17:12:13

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BathFallout Wed 21-Feb-18 17:14:10

...Thanks

WinonaIsHot Wed 21-Feb-18 17:14:15

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RollTopBath Wed 21-Feb-18 17:14:43

In what way is this detail ever necessary?

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BathFallout Wed 21-Feb-18 17:15:24

Can I ask why you don't believe me? I had intended to show her this thread to show it is an unacceptable thing but maybe your reasons for disbelieve will achieve the same end.

PompholyxOfUnknownOrigin Wed 21-Feb-18 17:15:43

Don’t be silly.

QueenLaBeefah Wed 21-Feb-18 17:15:48

How lovely.

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honeysucklejasmine Wed 21-Feb-18 17:17:30

How big is your bath?!

DannyLaRuesBestFrock Wed 21-Feb-18 17:17:45

You had an electrical item in the bathroom!

Nottheduchessofcambridge Wed 21-Feb-18 17:17:58

Annoying? Yes. Assault? No.

elQuintoConyo Wed 21-Feb-18 17:18:15

Where do you keep your soap?

Ivebeenaroundtheblock Wed 21-Feb-18 17:21:11

Tablet and a bath?? Can’t you get terribly burned or a dreadful shock?

BathFallout Wed 21-Feb-18 17:21:46

I think it would do people well to remember that there are real people on this end of this.

I hadn't really meant it was assault, but I do think it was something to apologise for and my reaction was not over the top

C8H10N4O2 Wed 21-Feb-18 17:21:57

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BathFallout Wed 21-Feb-18 17:22:46

I don't know if MN can confirm I am a previous poster who has named changed for this post?

CaptainKirkssparetupee Wed 21-Feb-18 17:22:47

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Trinity66 Wed 21-Feb-18 17:23:23

Call the Police!

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