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stopfuckingshoutingatme Tue 20-Feb-18 21:01:48

A client was exceedingly rude to me today . To the extent I am still annoyed now . Fucking rude cunt 😡

I can’t tell her to fuck off sadly. As I would risk my and my firms professional reputation . I can’t even politely be rude to her .

But I reallly want to do something mean to ruin her day . Nothing criminal or evil I hasten to add .

This is semi lighthearted and it’s a bad thing and karma and I will get over it yada yada

But curious if there are any ideas 😡😡

Pollyisinmypocket Tue 20-Feb-18 21:02:44

What do you do for a job and how was she rude to you?

SneakyGremlins Tue 20-Feb-18 21:03:09

Deliberately get her name wrong from now on.

Aprilshowerswontbelong Tue 20-Feb-18 21:04:11

Suggest she looks unflatteringly like an odd looking celeb!!

pioe Tue 20-Feb-18 21:04:41

Call her Maureen for now and ever more

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Tue 20-Feb-18 21:04:48

Sign her up for spam mail

Rewn7 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:06:04

I second spam email. Sign her up to absolutely all sorts! grin

DancesWithOtters Tue 20-Feb-18 21:07:10

I may have in the past signed someone's email address up to lots of spam, penis enlargement mailing lists and hot Russian singles bot sites.

They were very unkind to me.

I hope they feel very inconvenienced spending hours deleting spam. That's about as evil as I can manage.

stopfuckingshoutingatme Tue 20-Feb-18 21:07:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

doodlejump1980 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:08:37

Send her glitter anonymously?

HughLauriesStubble Tue 20-Feb-18 21:08:54

Yes to spam mail grin And use her email to reserve random items in argos too I may or may not have pranked somebody this way in the past grin

Yerroblemom1923 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:09:31

Glitter bomb her!

RJnomore1 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:15:15

Is there any way of getting caught from a glitter bomb or is it in any way illegal?

Trinity36 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:17:59

Yep, I was also going to suggest a glitter bomb!

mummmy2017 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:18:07

You can tell her to FOCUS.. in any conversation and she won't know how rude your being...
Fu** of cus ur stupid...
my friends is a Bank manager and uses it all the time,

MotherforkingShirtballs Tue 20-Feb-18 21:19:31

Pumperthepumper Tue 20-Feb-18 21:22:51

Don’t do the glitterbomb, it’s too obvious that’s it’s from you unless she’s fallen out with loads of people. It’s too recent.

Could you get someone to be an obnoxious customer for her business? Or at least a really, really needy one?

mumonashoestring Tue 20-Feb-18 21:25:14

Did you know you can mail-order cockroaches?

te7037 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:29:43

Triple her debt interest.

OutyMcOutface Tue 20-Feb-18 21:31:43

Glitter bomb.

Tistheseason17 Tue 20-Feb-18 21:34:57

I'm liking FOCUS 🤣🤣

ProfFlitwick Tue 20-Feb-18 21:35:20

I wouldn't send anything in the post personally because a. fingerprints, and b. that would be really intimidating if it happened to you.

Personally I would just get her name wrong in person and also business emails.

iklboo Tue 20-Feb-18 21:35:42

I'll be using FOCUS on my boss' 360 appraisal feedback grin

InBlackwaterWoods Tue 20-Feb-18 21:35:51

Following......for a friend.

Loving idea of spam emails!

Insertquirkyname Tue 20-Feb-18 21:38:01

Use one of those anonymous STD notification services.
They’ll send a text to a mobile saying “Hi <name>, someone you have had sex has tested positive for gonorrhoea and wanted us to let you know. Please visit your local screening centre to allow you to be tested and if necessary treated to avoid putting yourself and others at risk”

The beauty of this is not only does it make them worry, it also means they have to make an effort to get checked out.

My ex husband is an arsehole and makes my life hell despite being the one that destroyed our marriage through cheating. The thought of him popping down the clinic in a panic just in case really warms my heart.

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