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To ask how to anonymously revenge myself

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stopfuckingshoutingatme · 20/02/2018 21:01

A client was exceedingly rude to me today . To the extent I am still annoyed now . Fucking rude cunt 😡

I can’t tell her to fuck off sadly. As I would risk my and my firms professional reputation . I can’t even politely be rude to her .

But I reallly want to do something mean to ruin her day . Nothing criminal or evil I hasten to add .

This is semi lighthearted and it’s a bad thing and karma and I will get over it yada yada

But curious if there are any ideas 😡😡

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Pollyisinmypocket · 20/02/2018 21:02

What do you do for a job and how was she rude to you?

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SneakyGremlins · 20/02/2018 21:03

Deliberately get her name wrong from now on.

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Aprilshowerswontbelong · 20/02/2018 21:04

Suggest she looks unflatteringly like an odd looking celeb!!

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pioe · 20/02/2018 21:04

Call her Maureen for now and ever more

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 20/02/2018 21:04

Sign her up for spam mail

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Rewn7 · 20/02/2018 21:06

I second spam email. Sign her up to absolutely all sorts! Grin

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DancesWithOtters · 20/02/2018 21:07

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doodlejump1980 · 20/02/2018 21:08

Send her glitter anonymously?

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HughLauriesStubble · 20/02/2018 21:08

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Yerroblemom1923 · 20/02/2018 21:09

Glitter bomb her!

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RJnomore1 · 20/02/2018 21:15

Is there any way of getting caught from a glitter bomb or is it in any way illegal?

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Trinity36 · 20/02/2018 21:17

Yep, I was also going to suggest a glitter bomb!

www.glitterretribution.co.uk/

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mummmy2017 · 20/02/2018 21:18

You can tell her to FOCUS.. in any conversation and she won't know how rude your being...
Fu** of cus ur stupid...
my friends is a Bank manager and uses it all the time,

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MotherforkingShirtballs · 20/02/2018 21:19
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Pumperthepumper · 20/02/2018 21:22

Don’t do the glitterbomb, it’s too obvious that’s it’s from you unless she’s fallen out with loads of people. It’s too recent.

Could you get someone to be an obnoxious customer for her business? Or at least a really, really needy one?

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mumonashoestring · 20/02/2018 21:25

Did you know you can mail-order cockroaches?

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te7037 · 20/02/2018 21:29

Triple her debt interest.

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OutyMcOutface · 20/02/2018 21:31

Glitter bomb.

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Tistheseason17 · 20/02/2018 21:34

I'm liking FOCUS 🤣🤣

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ProfFlitwick · 20/02/2018 21:35

I wouldn't send anything in the post personally because a. fingerprints, and b. that would be really intimidating if it happened to you.

Personally I would just get her name wrong in person and also business emails.

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iklboo · 20/02/2018 21:35

I'll be using FOCUS on my boss' 360 appraisal feedback Grin

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InBlackwaterWoods · 20/02/2018 21:35

Following......for a friend.

Loving idea of spam emails!

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Insertquirkyname · 20/02/2018 21:38

Use one of those anonymous STD notification services.
They’ll send a text to a mobile saying “Hi , someone you have had sex has tested positive for gonorrhoea and wanted us to let you know. Please visit your local screening centre to allow you to be tested and if necessary treated to avoid putting yourself and others at risk”

The beauty of this is not only does it make them worry, it also means they have to make an effort to get checked out.

My ex husband is an arsehole and makes my life hell despite being the one that destroyed our marriage through cheating. The thought of him popping down the clinic in a panic just in case really warms my heart.

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brizzledrizzle · 20/02/2018 21:38

Order a job lot of bagged up bananas to be delivered to their house.
If MN is anything to go by, mass panic will result.

(don't do this if it is to Donald Trump)

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