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IADNBU - ear wax

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DontBuyANewMumCashmere Wed 14-Feb-18 16:25:54

My DF told me recently she picks out her baby's ear wax and feeds it to her dog.
envy <--- boak

That is fucking gross isn't it...
I don't think IANBU. I just want everyone to know some people actually do this!!

<waves to DF>

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar Wed 14-Feb-18 16:28:05

confused I don't know if I'm more confused as to why someone would do this, or why they'd bring it up in conversation! Poor dog!

Katedotness1963 Wed 14-Feb-18 16:31:07

Poor dog...

AdoraBell Wed 14-Feb-18 16:32:29

My dogs would probably eat it, disgusting beasts, but I wouldn’t actually feed it to them. That’s beyond grim 🤢

Alloftheboys Wed 14-Feb-18 16:36:46

Is that the dogs only food?

Doctroo Wed 14-Feb-18 16:42:21

I don't know about dogs but every cat I've known loooooves earwax.

It's all the yummy proteins.

Quickest way to befriend a cat is to offer it a lump of ear goo.

ConciseandNice Wed 14-Feb-18 16:43:41

I feel a bit nauseous.

meredintofpandiculation Wed 14-Feb-18 16:44:37

Quickest way to befriend a cat is to offer it a lump of ear goo. I can believe this. My cat's idea of heaven is to stuff his nose in your armpit and inhale.

DontBuyANewMumCashmere Wed 14-Feb-18 16:46:02

Tbf she loves that dog so it won't be ill treatment on her behalf!

My dogs also eat all sorts but I wouldn't give them it, wilingly!

Can't actually remember how it came up in conversation... it does sound odd but she conversation was flowing.
Like her son's earwax...

kittykarate Wed 14-Feb-18 16:46:05

Quickest way to befriend a cat is to offer it a lump of ear goo

One of my cats is obsessed with ear wax, and will dig in bins to get cotton buds.

DontBuyANewMumCashmere Wed 14-Feb-18 16:51:23

Oh God she's got two cats too...

Namethecat Wed 14-Feb-18 16:56:23

It will be of no surprise due to my mn name but as a cat owner I can hand on heart say I have never offered it a body part / excretion of mine to eat. Gross !

MikeUniformMike Wed 14-Feb-18 16:59:01

CharlieAlphaTango loves ear wax.

TheSmallClangerWhistlesAgain Wed 14-Feb-18 16:59:45

Dogs are grotbags, they probably love it. One of mine eats toenail clippings.

Having said that, I don't go round collecting toenail clippings FOR the dog. That is weird.

kittykarate Wed 14-Feb-18 17:07:22

Dogs love being around when the farrier is trimming horses hooves - like giant fingernails to chew and eat.

Loonoon Wed 14-Feb-18 17:10:34

Our old cats loved earwax. Sadly then I didn't really have any. Now I have hearing aids which create a lot of excess wax which is wasted.

Loonoon Wed 14-Feb-18 17:11:26

No, different boots to Friday.

nauticant Wed 14-Feb-18 17:12:39

When we had a cat (oh, lovely cat), she would go mad whenever I'd file my nails licking my fingers and trying to chew on the nail-file (metal, so it was the nail dust she loved not the file). Anyone else have a similarly fixated cat?

morningconstitutional2017 Wed 14-Feb-18 17:14:07

Well that sounds gross but I'm assured that in olden days people used ear wax to stiffen their thread if they had problems threading a needle. I think I'll pass on that one.

GeekyBlinders Wed 14-Feb-18 17:16:27

I had a friend in my teens who used to pick her dog's sleep out of his eyes then feed it to him. He loved it.

BigDamnHero Wed 14-Feb-18 17:22:49

I currently have a blocked ear due to ear wax (can't hear a fucking thing out of it and have to wait a fortnight for it to be syringed). Are you telling me I should just let my cats sort it for me?

DontBuyANewMumCashmere Wed 14-Feb-18 17:24:04

Giant fingernails shock

Sleep shock

What is wrong with people?!?!

KerplunkChampion Wed 14-Feb-18 17:26:18

Now I want to know how far people have gone with feeding bits of themselves to their pets. Dogs like blood, right?

HoobleDooble Wed 14-Feb-18 17:26:25

Nauticant my previous cats used to do that, I had to hide my emery boards or they'd steal them. Current cat isn't at all interested.

viques Wed 14-Feb-18 17:27:18

She's probably trying to train the dog to lick out the child's earwax on command...........

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