Advanced search think Max the waiter should mind his own business?

(63 Posts)
LostInShoebiz Wed 14-Feb-18 14:43:05

Not really his place to comment on who a cumster comes into his restaurant with.

LostInShoebiz Wed 14-Feb-18 14:43:47

That was a bizarre and unexpected typo. Maybe appropriate though...

I did, of course, intend to type "customer".

MrTrebus Wed 14-Feb-18 14:44:24


fucking brilliant bravo OP

Unihorn Wed 14-Feb-18 14:45:22

Also just here to comment on the excellent typo!

TokyoP Wed 14-Feb-18 14:46:16

Cumster gringringringringringrin

WaitroseCoffeeCostaCup Wed 14-Feb-18 14:46:37

Best typo EVER grin

LostInShoebiz Wed 14-Feb-18 14:47:07

Should've just styled it out and claimed it was a genuine word in my part of the world. blush

yawning801 Wed 14-Feb-18 14:48:21

Might want to start a new thread OP while we all piss ourselves over cumster grin

Mookie81 Wed 14-Feb-18 14:49:02

Max is exactly a cumster.

ChasedByBees Wed 14-Feb-18 14:49:14

Cumster made me snort.

Bit yes, why the hell would he says, funny seeing you here with a different girl?!

WaitroseCoffeeCostaCup Wed 14-Feb-18 14:49:33

Definitely my favourite new insult. '' gringringrin

Unihorn Wed 14-Feb-18 14:50:16

I work in a restaurant and we make these sorts of comments out of earshot of our cumsters normally grin

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops Wed 14-Feb-18 14:50:40

Love the typo and yes he should have done!

iklboo Wed 14-Feb-18 14:51:26

Cumster is epic and is now in my work vocabulary grin

LostInShoebiz Wed 14-Feb-18 14:51:50

I have to go into a work meeting in 9 minutes. The odds that "cumster" will accidentally slip out are now very strong.

Teufelsrad Wed 14-Feb-18 14:53:15

Cum again?

norfolkenclue Wed 14-Feb-18 14:53:26

I just actually snorted my natural Greek yogurt back out of my nose. I shall not be referencing your typo 😳

Bloomed Wed 14-Feb-18 14:53:32

They should have used cumster in that shit advert for lube which tells women to 'win' an orgasm. 'Become a cumster!'

loveka Wed 14-Feb-18 14:55:04

What a fucking cumster!

Rebeccaslicker Wed 14-Feb-18 14:55:34

Also cannot stop laughing over cumster. I think I love your phone, OP.

ChardonnaysPrettySister Wed 14-Feb-18 14:56:12

No, he should not cumment in it.

Whatshallidonowpeople Wed 14-Feb-18 14:56:21

I'd have complained to head office and got the cumster fired

ChardonnaysPrettySister Wed 14-Feb-18 14:56:32

Ahem, on it.

LostInShoebiz Wed 14-Feb-18 14:56:57

He certainly doesn't deserve a cumendation at his next review.

MichaelBendfaster Wed 14-Feb-18 15:01:48


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