Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

[BigFatFanny]

You asked for it

[GreenTulips]

Yeah! Loving that you're still dead

[BernardsarenotalwaysSaints]

How are you feeling today then BFF? How's the afterlife working out for you?

[PistFump]

How is it down there where you are OP?!

[FluffyWhiteTowels]

I’m de-lurking for updates on DH new foot

[AnotherPlaceAnotherTime]

Outstanding! I’m so pleased there’s an afterlife.

[Graphista]

Yay! New thread!

Hope m0 has wound her neck in

[BigFatFanny]

Im pretty positive about being dead, there’s been a couple more posts on my wall along the lines of ‘omg I only found out today that you’ve left us etc etc’... clearly people are seeing their friends posts on my wall but not reading my witty Mark Twain clarification post before they mourn me..

It doesn’t help that DH is still Facebook widowed and posted this morning ‘as my wife is dead does that mean I don’t need to get her anything? Thoughts?’ And his bass player responded with ‘nah, you have to put flowers on her grave mate, so it’s the same expense as every year except this year she can’t conplain they’re from tesco’

Charming.

[TheSassyAssassin]

I would drop by for a visit BFF but still got some living to do yet! Thanks for new thread though

[GrapesAreMyJam]

I love you and your husband! Brilliant sense of humour!

[NoKnownFather]

BFF at least you know you are mist........LOL!!

[Crispbutty]

You two are the mumsnet equivalent of Ladbaby. Sounds like you both have a fantastic sense of humour!

[Ginkypig]

What if he gets you cremated or buried at sea then there's no grave to put flowers on

[Lizzie48]

It's great that you can both see the funny side, you're a great pair!!

[Dobby1sAFreeElf]

Is the afterlife less mundane today?

[PinkyBlunder]

YEAH!!

[SandAndSea]

"Is there anybody there??!"

[KitKat1985]

So pleased there's a new thread. [Sighs with happiness]

[TerfsUp]

Have you been contacted by Ouija board yet, OP?

[mikeyssister]

Has your DM cried yet or is she holding it all in?

[YetAnotherSpartacus]

Has there been any squabbling over your will and personal effects yet?

[StormTreader]

Every year now, he must get ultra-emotional at all the valentines stuff because it will remind him of the time his beloved wife DIED...
If you catch him ever NOT sobbing into a tiny pink teddybear, you are allowed to be annoyed that he doesn't care

[Ellendegeneres]

Oh god I love ladbaby. And really wanting op and her dh to now do video recordings of daily random shit they do to entertain us masses.
It’s only fair you know bigfatfanny and bigfatfannysdh
You have a following now. You have to... well, follow up on it. Your fame found you from beyond...

[FizzyGreenWater]

Please get your DH to round it all off (eventually) with a post explaining that he got it wrong and oops, turns out my wife is alive after all. Then he can end by saying 'I'm always putting my foot in it, me'.

[PinkyBlunder]

Just seen the original thread advertised on FB. You’re famous OP! Posthumously famous of course, which is way cooler....