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Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

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BigFatFanny Wed 14-Feb-18 10:24:07

You asked for it grin

GreenTulips Wed 14-Feb-18 10:26:02

Yeah! Loving that you're still dead

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints Wed 14-Feb-18 10:26:06

How are you feeling today then BFF? How's the afterlife working out for you?

PistFump Wed 14-Feb-18 10:26:42

How is it down there where you are OP?!

FluffyWhiteTowels Wed 14-Feb-18 10:28:05

I’m de-lurking for updates on DH new foot grin

AnotherPlaceAnotherTime Wed 14-Feb-18 10:29:11

Outstanding! I’m so pleased there’s an afterlife.

Graphista Wed 14-Feb-18 10:29:37

Yay! New thread!

Hope m0 has wound her neck in

BigFatFanny Wed 14-Feb-18 10:30:03

Im pretty positive about being dead, there’s been a couple more posts on my wall along the lines of ‘omg I only found out today that you’ve left us etc etc’... clearly people are seeing their friends posts on my wall but not reading my witty Mark Twain clarification post before they mourn me..

It doesn’t help that DH is still Facebook widowed and posted this morning ‘as my wife is dead does that mean I don’t need to get her anything? Thoughts?’ And his bass player responded with ‘nah, you have to put flowers on her grave mate, so it’s the same expense as every year except this year she can’t conplain they’re from tesco’


TheSassyAssassin Wed 14-Feb-18 10:31:47

I would drop by for a visit BFF but still got some living to do yet! Thanks for new thread though smile

GrapesAreMyJam Wed 14-Feb-18 10:32:29

I love you and your husband! Brilliant sense of humour!

NoKnownFather Wed 14-Feb-18 10:34:15

BFF at least you know you are mist........LOL!!

Crispbutty Wed 14-Feb-18 10:35:07

You two are the mumsnet equivalent of Ladbaby. Sounds like you both have a fantastic sense of humour! grin

Ginkypig Wed 14-Feb-18 10:38:34

What if he gets you cremated or buried at sea then there's no grave to put flowers on

Lizzie48 Wed 14-Feb-18 10:39:15

It's great that you can both see the funny side, you're a great pair!! grin

Dobby1sAFreeElf Wed 14-Feb-18 10:40:02

Is the afterlife less mundane today?

PinkyBlunder Wed 14-Feb-18 10:40:10


SandAndSea Wed 14-Feb-18 10:40:13

"Is there anybody there??!"

KitKat1985 Wed 14-Feb-18 10:41:14

So pleased there's a new thread. [Sighs with happiness]

TerfsUp Wed 14-Feb-18 10:41:59

Have you been contacted by Ouija board yet, OP?

mikeyssister Wed 14-Feb-18 10:46:00

Has your DM cried yet or is she holding it all in?

YetAnotherSpartacus Wed 14-Feb-18 10:46:32

Has there been any squabbling over your will and personal effects yet?

StormTreader Wed 14-Feb-18 10:47:45

Every year now, he must get ultra-emotional at all the valentines stuff because it will remind him of the time his beloved wife DIED...
If you catch him ever NOT sobbing into a tiny pink teddybear, you are allowed to be annoyed that he doesn't care grin

DancesWithOtters Wed 14-Feb-18 10:52:38


Ellendegeneres Wed 14-Feb-18 10:55:36

Oh god I love ladbaby. And really wanting op and her dh to now do video recordings of daily random shit they do to entertain us masses.
It’s only fair you know bigfatfanny and bigfatfannysdh
You have a following now. You have to... well, follow up on it. Your fame found you from beyond...

FizzyGreenWater Wed 14-Feb-18 10:57:13

Please get your DH to round it all off (eventually) with a post explaining that he got it wrong and oops, turns out my wife is alive after all. Then he can end by saying 'I'm always putting my foot in it, me'. grin

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