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AIBU?

Change the fucking record Andy

101 replies

Belleende · 12/02/2018 17:58

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss. We now have Andy's Safari adventures, sequel to Andy's dinosaur adventures, which is indistinguishable from Andy's prehistoric adventures, which follows Andy's baby animals.

All have exactly the same format even the same fecking theme tune. My DD will watch nothing else, and I now want to feed him to the woodchipper, like they did in Fargo. AIBU?

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Upyours2017 · 12/02/2018 18:03

Grin yy!

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Upyours2017 · 12/02/2018 18:04

As in YANBU, the woodchipper beckons.

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JohnLapsleyParlabane · 12/02/2018 18:07

He's better than sleazy Dr Ranj

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jaseyraex · 12/02/2018 18:07

I do like Andy but my toddler is obsessed with him at the moment and I've watched as many adventures as I can handle. I'll help you bundle him in to the chipper.

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DearMrDilkington · 12/02/2018 18:09

He's better than sleazy Dr Ranj

Shock his gorgeous!

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WonderTweek · 12/02/2018 18:10

Haha. I have "Andy's baby animals!" constantly in my head. Grin My husband and I often come up with fictional and, ahem, slightly "adult themed" names for Andy's programmes and then sing the theme songs. I don't know why.

So I think YANBU re. the unimaginative format, but I wouldn't stick Andy into a wood chipper because he seems like a genuinely nice guy (in fact I know someone who's met him and said he's lovely Halo). Fargo is a good film though!

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lizzlebizzle33 · 12/02/2018 18:18

😂😂😂😂

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Mummaofboys · 12/02/2018 18:38

You missed Andy’s secret hideout

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Mummaofboys · 12/02/2018 18:39

Dr Ranj is my ideal man, if he was my local GP I’d be in the doctors daily!

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BigFatGoalie · 12/02/2018 18:42

Dr Ranj’s eyebrows!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
Shock

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SparklyMagpie · 12/02/2018 18:42

I was thinking this this Morning, why can't they give Ben something? It's about time surely!!?

I'm sick of Andy's secret hide out too, although I keep finding myself singing that catchy little tune

And as for JohnLapsleyParlabane
You leave him out of this you hear??

I love Dr Ranj, not even embarrassed to admit I had a raunchy dream about him the other week which makes me see him even more in a different light

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SparklyMagpie · 12/02/2018 18:43

I do agree on the eyebrows though but sweet baby Jesus i bet he knows how to use his thermometer

Move over Jobie....

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Bananmanfan · 12/02/2018 18:47

Ha ha, DD said the other day that she thinks Dr Ranj does his hair like that to impress ladies. Grin

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Jaxtellerswife · 12/02/2018 18:48

I'm going to be seeing mr bloom in September and can't bloody waitGrinno shame!

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Jaxtellerswife · 12/02/2018 18:48

Posted too soon, I don't mind Andy either way lol

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PerpendicularVincent · 12/02/2018 18:49

I also find his hair inexplicably irritating.

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Didiplanthis · 12/02/2018 18:50

Pretty sure Dr Ranj isn't out to impress the ladies....

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DrRanjsRightEyebrow · 12/02/2018 18:50

Leave off Dr Ranj Angry

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Eltonjohnssyrup · 12/02/2018 18:51

He was in panto near me and he was signing things in the foyer afterwards. He was quite fit. I'd bang him.

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Eltonjohnssyrup · 12/02/2018 18:53

Er, I think Dr Ranj might be trying to impress other boys...

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DrRanjsRightEyebrow · 12/02/2018 18:53

Met Andy quite a few times, he lives round the corner from me. Ds loves his programmes but doesn't give him a second look when we see him. It's just that fella he sees every day on the telly Grin

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DownWithThisSortaThing · 12/02/2018 18:55

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss

Grin
My toddler is also weirdly obsessed with Andy, so I too am on the verge of smashing the tv into tiny pieces whenever the theme tune for prehistoric adventures comes on Grin

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dontticklethetoad · 12/02/2018 18:58

Dr Ranj definitely doesn't do his hair to impress the ladies Grin

Re Andy, yanbu.

I can't get past the fact he looks like fatima whitbread.

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Haudyerwheesht · 12/02/2018 19:10

Andy's only redeeming feature was the number wraps with Sid back in the day.

I have met him though and he seemed alright but still quite irritating and seems to actually want to be a kids tv presenter which is odd imo

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Riverside2 · 12/02/2018 19:10

okay
googling Dr Ranj and Andy is clearly not an option

clues please?

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