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Change the fucking record Andy

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Belleende Mon 12-Feb-18 17:58:43

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss. We now have Andy's Safari adventures, sequel to Andy's dinosaur adventures, which is indistinguishable from Andy's prehistoric adventures, which follows Andy's baby animals.

All have exactly the same format even the same fecking theme tune. My DD will watch nothing else, and I now want to feed him to the woodchipper, like they did in Fargo. AIBU?

Upyours2017 Mon 12-Feb-18 18:03:36

grin yy!

Upyours2017 Mon 12-Feb-18 18:04:20

As in YANBU, the woodchipper beckons.

JohnLapsleyParlabane Mon 12-Feb-18 18:07:46

He's better than sleazy Dr Ranj

jaseyraex Mon 12-Feb-18 18:07:55

I do like Andy but my toddler is obsessed with him at the moment and I've watched as many adventures as I can handle. I'll help you bundle him in to the chipper.

DearMrDilkington Mon 12-Feb-18 18:09:49

He's better than sleazy Dr Ranj

shock his gorgeous!

WonderTweek Mon 12-Feb-18 18:10:40

Haha. I have "Andy's baby animals!" constantly in my head. grin My husband and I often come up with fictional and, ahem, slightly "adult themed" names for Andy's programmes and then sing the theme songs. I don't know why.

So I think YANBU re. the unimaginative format, but I wouldn't stick Andy into a wood chipper because he seems like a genuinely nice guy (in fact I know someone who's met him and said he's lovely halo). Fargo is a good film though!

lizzlebizzle33 Mon 12-Feb-18 18:18:14

😂😂😂😂

Mummaofboys Mon 12-Feb-18 18:38:22

You missed Andy’s secret hideout

Mummaofboys Mon 12-Feb-18 18:39:50

Dr Ranj is my ideal man, if he was my local GP I’d be in the doctors daily!

BigFatGoalie Mon 12-Feb-18 18:42:10

Dr Ranj’s eyebrows!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
shock

SparklyMagpie Mon 12-Feb-18 18:42:27

I was thinking this this Morning, why can't they give Ben something? It's about time surely!!?

I'm sick of Andy's secret hide out too, although I keep finding myself singing that catchy little tune

And as for JohnLapsleyParlabane
You leave him out of this you hear??

I love Dr Ranj, not even embarrassed to admit I had a raunchy dream about him the other week which makes me see him even more in a different light

SparklyMagpie Mon 12-Feb-18 18:43:17

I do agree on the eyebrows though but sweet baby Jesus i bet he knows how to use his thermometer

Move over Jobie....

Bananmanfan Mon 12-Feb-18 18:47:04

Ha ha, DD said the other day that she thinks Dr Ranj does his hair like that to impress ladies. grin

Jaxtellerswife Mon 12-Feb-18 18:48:36

I'm going to be seeing mr bloom in September and can't bloody waitgrinno shame!

Jaxtellerswife Mon 12-Feb-18 18:48:58

Posted too soon, I don't mind Andy either way lol

PerpendicularVincent Mon 12-Feb-18 18:49:54

I also find his hair inexplicably irritating.

Didiplanthis Mon 12-Feb-18 18:50:26

Pretty sure Dr Ranj isn't out to impress the ladies....

DrRanjsRightEyebrow Mon 12-Feb-18 18:50:53

Leave off Dr Ranj angry

Eltonjohnssyrup Mon 12-Feb-18 18:51:35

He was in panto near me and he was signing things in the foyer afterwards. He was quite fit. I'd bang him.

Eltonjohnssyrup Mon 12-Feb-18 18:53:02

Er, I think Dr Ranj might be trying to impress other boys...

DrRanjsRightEyebrow Mon 12-Feb-18 18:53:11

Met Andy quite a few times, he lives round the corner from me. Ds loves his programmes but doesn't give him a second look when we see him. It's just that fella he sees every day on the telly grin

DownWithThisSortaThing Mon 12-Feb-18 18:55:06

I have had it up to my back teeth, with that lanky streak of piss

grin
My toddler is also weirdly obsessed with Andy, so I too am on the verge of smashing the tv into tiny pieces whenever the theme tune for prehistoric adventures comes on grin

dontticklethetoad Mon 12-Feb-18 18:58:49

Dr Ranj definitely doesn't do his hair to impress the ladies grin

Re Andy, yanbu.

I can't get past the fact he looks like fatima whitbread.

Haudyerwheesht Mon 12-Feb-18 19:10:25

Andy's only redeeming feature was the number wraps with Sid back in the day.

I have met him though and he seemed alright but still quite irritating and seems to actually want to be a kids tv presenter which is odd imo

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