I am self identifying as very good looking

[Amoregentlemanlikemanner]

:)

[S0ph1a]

I’m thinking of identifying as a 70 year old so I can collect my pension.

[Whatshallidonowpeople]

Me too 😁

[SmilingButClueless]

I was just going to say that I wanted to self identify as a pensioner so I could retire!

Or a cat. I quite fancy having staff to cater to my every whim.

[Woollysheepsheep]

I self identify as a millionaire. I've felt since birth that I was born into the wrong life, I should have been born rich.

[JeNeSuisPasVotreMiel]

I'm self identifying as Meghan Markle's mum.
So proud that my daughter is marrying into the Royal family.

[IntoTheFloodAgain]

I’m self identifying as a size 8 so I don't have to watch what I eat anymore.

[Veronicat]

I'm self identifying as the next winner of the euro millions. If only.

[justdontevenfuckingstart]

I'm self identifying as my pillow so I can stay in bed all day (minus the being humped by my dog bit) maybe the duvet instead.

[justdontevenfuckingstart]

Dances you'd be better self identifying as Elsa (lucky caah)

[ScarfAndGlassesgirl]

I'm self identifying as Gail platt. All those men... and hair that defys logic...and a converted garage. Hello I am Gail platt I said so and therefore it is so

[Littleraincloud]

I'm self identifying as being a mermaid but I don't fancy having a real fins so for now I'll swim in the shallow end, but pop up for air every so often because I haven't actually got gills either. I'm still a mermaid though because I like glitter and pink

[Ladybirdbookworm]

I am self identifying as Donald Trump.
I'm having a ball , I'm an arse and guess what ???? Somehow I'm POTUS

[GetShitDone]

I'm self identifying as a cat. So I'm going to go around all of your houses, see who I like best, then I'm moving in and I fully expect to be waited on hand and foot.

[Clarabumps]

I'm self identifying as my daughter. Some one get me my cereal or I'm going to behave like an arsehole.

[CherryChasingDotMuncher]

I want to identify as my 4yo DD so I can get my way all the time, have endless amounts of energy, get sheer joy from simple things like playing with dolls and having absolutely no responsibilities.

Anyone who denies my identity is oppressing me. I shall be applying to be in her class next term

[Crocusqueen]

I'm self identifying as one of those very intelligent and attractive women who are on history documentaries these days. It's my ideal job but I never knew it was a career option

[Crocusqueen]

So you all have to think I'm wonderful and listen to me talk about the sex lives of mediaeval peasants, and I'll swish my glorious hair at you, if you're lucky

[ethelfleda]

I shall be self identifying as a 3 month old baby. I would like to eat, sleep and shit all day in front of Netflix and have everyone tell me how cute I am. Not to mention getting a huge amount of praise for doing something incredibly mundane such as almost picking up a stuffed parrot.

[MrsJackRackham]

I'm self identifying as rich too. I've always felt rich, wanted to go places only rich people can go. I dress like a rich person who shops in charity shops. Fuck you, rich people, who say I can't be rich because I have no money!

[DarthArts]

It's like a MN episode of Mr Ben - what shall be be today

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

I self-identified long ago as a sloth.

[QuilliamCakespeare]

I'm self identifying as a fucking great dancer. All you people with a sense of rhythm and the ability to coordinate your limbs are just doing it wrong. I don't care if you've been dancing since birth. I've just started doing it and my way is the RIGHT way. You could learn a lot from me.

[SaucyJack]

I'm self-identifying as an energetic, positive and productive individual- and anyone who tries to tell me I'm a lazy slob is just intolerant of who I am inside.

[phoenix1973]

Im self identifying as an eagle. Or a pilot with my own plane.