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I am self identifying as very good looking

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Amoregentlemanlikemanner Thu 08-Feb-18 20:51:20


S0ph1a Thu 08-Feb-18 20:52:43

I’m thinking of identifying as a 70 year old so I can collect my pension.

Whatshallidonowpeople Thu 08-Feb-18 20:52:44

Me too 😁

SmilingButClueless Thu 08-Feb-18 20:53:59

I was just going to say that I wanted to self identify as a pensioner so I could retire!

Or a cat. I quite fancy having staff to cater to my every whim.

Woollysheepsheep Thu 08-Feb-18 20:54:20

I self identify as a millionaire. I've felt since birth that I was born into the wrong life, I should have been born rich.

JeNeSuisPasVotreMiel Thu 08-Feb-18 20:55:38

I'm self identifying as Meghan Markle's mum.
So proud that my daughter is marrying into the Royal family.

IntoTheFloodAgain Thu 08-Feb-18 20:56:35

I’m self identifying as a size 8 so I don't have to watch what I eat anymore.

Veronicat Thu 08-Feb-18 20:57:11

I'm self identifying as the next winner of the euro millions. If only.

DancesWithOtters Thu 08-Feb-18 20:59:00

I'm self identifying as Chris Hemsworth's wanking hand.

justdontevenfuckingstart Thu 08-Feb-18 20:59:43

I'm self identifying as my pillow so I can stay in bed all day (minus the being humped by my dog bit) maybe the duvet instead.

justdontevenfuckingstart Thu 08-Feb-18 21:01:43

Dances you'd be better self identifying as Elsa (lucky caah)

ScarfAndGlassesgirl Thu 08-Feb-18 21:01:53

I'm self identifying as Gail platt. All those men... and hair that defys logic...and a converted garage. Hello I am Gail platt I said so and therefore it is so

Littleraincloud Thu 08-Feb-18 21:02:04

I'm self identifying as being a mermaid but I don't fancy having a real fins so for now I'll swim in the shallow end, but pop up for air every so often because I haven't actually got gills either. I'm still a mermaid though because I like glitter and pink

Ladybirdbookworm Thu 08-Feb-18 21:03:54

I am self identifying as Donald Trump.
I'm having a ball , I'm an arse and guess what ???? Somehow I'm POTUS

GetShitDone Thu 08-Feb-18 21:04:11

I'm self identifying as a cat. So I'm going to go around all of your houses, see who I like best, then I'm moving in and I fully expect to be waited on hand and foot.

Clarabumps Thu 08-Feb-18 21:05:08

I'm self identifying as my daughter. Some one get me my cereal or I'm going to behave like an arsehole.

CherryChasingDotMuncher Thu 08-Feb-18 21:06:20

I want to identify as my 4yo DD so I can get my way all the time, have endless amounts of energy, get sheer joy from simple things like playing with dolls and having absolutely no responsibilities.

Anyone who denies my identity is oppressing me. I shall be applying to be in her class next term

Crocusqueen Thu 08-Feb-18 21:07:04

I'm self identifying as one of those very intelligent and attractive women who are on history documentaries these days. It's my ideal job but I never knew it was a career option

Crocusqueen Thu 08-Feb-18 21:07:55

So you all have to think I'm wonderful and listen to me talk about the sex lives of mediaeval peasants, and I'll swish my glorious hair at you, if you're lucky

ethelfleda Thu 08-Feb-18 21:10:11

I shall be self identifying as a 3 month old baby. I would like to eat, sleep and shit all day in front of Netflix and have everyone tell me how cute I am. Not to mention getting a huge amount of praise for doing something incredibly mundane such as almost picking up a stuffed parrot.

MrsJackRackham Thu 08-Feb-18 21:11:10

I'm self identifying as rich too. I've always felt rich, wanted to go places only rich people can go. I dress like a rich person who shops in charity shops. Fuck you, rich people, who say I can't be rich because I have no money!

DarthArts Thu 08-Feb-18 21:11:49

It's like a MN episode of Mr Ben - what shall be be today grin

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g Thu 08-Feb-18 21:12:13

I self-identified long ago as a sloth.

QuilliamCakespeare Thu 08-Feb-18 21:12:13

I'm self identifying as a fucking great dancer. All you people with a sense of rhythm and the ability to coordinate your limbs are just doing it wrong. I don't care if you've been dancing since birth. I've just started doing it and my way is the RIGHT way. You could learn a lot from me.

SaucyJack Thu 08-Feb-18 21:12:23

I'm self-identifying as an energetic, positive and productive individual- and anyone who tries to tell me I'm a lazy slob is just intolerant of who I am inside.

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