AIBU to want to throw a toy car at her

[Fitzsimmons]

I know IABU but I need to rant.

I'm currently waiting in a side room whilst DS does his activity. DD who is 2 is sat next to me and I can't hear a word she says because a women at the opposite end of the room (about 10 metres long) is talking so fecking loudly. I have a massive headache and she has been talking non stop. Can I throw one of DDs toys at her?

[teaiseverything]

Perfectly reasonable.

[Snowydaysarehere]

Aim for the forehead.

[teaiseverything]

Or the shin

[elephantelsa]

Ughh! Definitely not unreasonable! I can't bear it when you've got a thumping headache and someone nearby has got verbal diarrhoea

[sparklepops123]

Just aim for between the eyes 😏

[SeaToSki]

If you throw at just the right moment, it will get stuck in her large mouth and maybe shut her up

[Fitzsimmons]

SeaToSki I like your style.

[SomePopularReference]

Be sure to wait for her to look away so that you can blame it on your DD.

[MachineBee]

Sounds like an excellent time for you teach your DD how to bowl overarm. The toy would be a useful prop.

[GnotherGnu]

Paracetamol?

Or say loudly to DD2 "What did you say? Sorry I couldn't hear, there seem to be some LOUD VOICES IN HERE."