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AIBU to want to throw a toy car at her

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Fitzsimmons Thu 08-Feb-18 16:28:10

I know IABU but I need to rant.

I'm currently waiting in a side room whilst DS does his activity. DD who is 2 is sat next to me and I can't hear a word she says because a women at the opposite end of the room (about 10 metres long) is talking so fecking loudly. I have a massive headache and she has been talking non stop. Can I throw one of DDs toys at her?

teaiseverything Thu 08-Feb-18 16:30:02

Perfectly reasonable.

Snowydaysarehere Thu 08-Feb-18 16:30:33

Aim for the forehead.

teaiseverything Thu 08-Feb-18 16:32:34

Or the shin

elephantelsa Thu 08-Feb-18 16:34:14

Ughh! Definitely not unreasonable! I can't bear it when you've got a thumping headache and someone nearby has got verbal diarrhoea

sparklepops123 Thu 08-Feb-18 16:36:01

Just aim for between the eyes 😏

SeaToSki Thu 08-Feb-18 16:37:30

If you throw at just the right moment, it will get stuck in her large mouth and maybe shut her up

Fitzsimmons Thu 08-Feb-18 16:38:28

SeaToSki I like your style.

SomePopularReference Thu 08-Feb-18 16:40:02

Be sure to wait for her to look away so that you can blame it on your DD.

MachineBee Thu 08-Feb-18 16:44:28

Sounds like an excellent time for you teach your DD how to bowl overarm. The toy would be a useful prop. grin

GnotherGnu Thu 08-Feb-18 16:58:33

Paracetamol?

Or say loudly to DD2 "What did you say? Sorry I couldn't hear, there seem to be some LOUD VOICES IN HERE."

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