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To post cat shit to my neighbour when we move? *LIGHTHEARTED*

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QueenOfIce Thu 08-Feb-18 13:31:45

My ndn is a knob has been since day one with his noise, his rudeness banging on our door demanding the BBQ is extinguished as it was disturbing them and called us liars when we told him it was not us (just look over the fence you prick) the list goes on. We don't speak to them at all now. We're moving soon wibu to post them a goodbye card with cat shit inside?!

I should probably put a disclaimer in here saying it's lighthearted blah blah blah be the bigger person etc..

KayaG Thu 08-Feb-18 13:32:36

Glitter bomb

abbsisspartacus Thu 08-Feb-18 13:32:53

Be the bigger person use sloppy cow shit

QueenOfIce Thu 08-Feb-18 13:37:03

I don't know what irritates me more the fact that they hide their arseholery behind a religious label believing they are salt of the earth or that they are just arseholes!

DaftCat Thu 08-Feb-18 13:37:31

Definitely a glitter bomb.

www.glitterretribution.co.uk

Snowydaysarehere Thu 08-Feb-18 13:40:42

Bunting along the fence!!

GreatDuckCookery Thu 08-Feb-18 13:41:49

Fox shit stinks more wink

Aridane Thu 08-Feb-18 14:02:44

Oh I would just have lots of winter barbecues and the like grin

WhooooAmI24601 Thu 08-Feb-18 14:20:21

Oh dear Lord, send fox shit please, it smells like despair and is impossible to remove once it's on something!

ankasi Thu 08-Feb-18 14:25:01

On your last (full) day in the property I would have a BBQ with all friends as a "farewell" to the house. Just because.

BullshitSandwich Thu 08-Feb-18 14:31:06

Throw the loudest, smelliest, smokiest going away bbq you possibly can! Then send a glitter bomb through the post to arrive the day after you've left.

QueenOfIce Thu 08-Feb-18 22:15:13

Love the farewell bbq idea!

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