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MulhuddartDrive Mon 05-Feb-18 20:56:57

He just went and got me a cup of tea and a hot cross bun. He only put butter one one side. One fucking side angry. What sort of deviant eats hot cross buns either a) without butter, or b) like a sandwich. I'm ltb.

MotherofPearl Mon 12-Feb-18 21:04:26

Succumbed to the chocolate and salted caramel ones from M&S. Fatal.

Dianag111 Sun 11-Feb-18 21:24:12

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TooSleepyToCare Sun 11-Feb-18 18:32:38

Wish we could do a 'secret easter bunny' (rather than secret Santa). I need those booths HCBs mmmmm

MotherofPearl Sat 10-Feb-18 18:34:07

Wish I'd not opened this thread and I've now been forced to edit my online food shop, adding a billion different varieties of hcb. grin

Wauden Sat 10-Feb-18 17:05:22

[hears tapping on patio blocks from underneath]

GreenTulips Sat 10-Feb-18 16:41:46

OP, how was his night on the sofa

Shhhhh he's under the patio

Wauden Sat 10-Feb-18 16:26:17

OP, how was his night on the sofa/in the car/in a hotel/other place?

MichaelBendfaster Sat 10-Feb-18 15:17:58

Penguins shock shock shock

The point of a bacon sandwich is the contrast of crispy, savoury, hot bacon and soft, cool, blandish bread.

Dontfuckingsaycheese Sat 10-Feb-18 13:50:17

Has anybody mentioned cheese?

ClaryFray Sat 10-Feb-18 11:06:34

I don't butter my hot cross buns hides

arrrrghhwinehelpswithteens Sat 10-Feb-18 10:58:15

great now I’m craving angry bunnies too. And not just normal ones. Oh no. Now I’m craving the M&S ones. And the Booths ginger ones.

At least my DH knows how to present them. Perfectly toasted, dripping in butter that goes all the way to the edges.

<toddling off to M&S .....>

ThumbWitchesAbroad Sat 10-Feb-18 08:59:21

Toasted salmon sandwich?! That must have been revolting!

I know some people like to have bacon sandwiches in toasted bread. I'm not one of those people. I like mine to be fried on the inside only in the bacon fat, or not at all. No butter or they get too greasy.

My DH always lightly toasts bread for any sandwich he makes. ANY. BUT - and this is ridiculous - he won't eat slightly old bread because it's "not fresh". He's TOASTING it, ffs, what difference does it make?!

fireflame Sat 10-Feb-18 01:03:37

Name and shame him lol how dare he!

PenguinsandPandas Sat 10-Feb-18 00:45:32

I understand what you are going through MichaelBF I had a similar traumatic experience with a salmon sandwich which DH toasted and not just the bread. 😱 Don't worry about the earlier unsympathetic reply, you have to have experienced this to understand. I still have PTSD from the incident almost 20 years ago, forgiven but never forgotten.

MulhuddartDrive Fri 09-Feb-18 21:43:41

In this case, Lash on The Butter.

not leave the bastard

WineWednesdays Fri 09-Feb-18 21:00:03

Whats LtB?

Wauden Fri 09-Feb-18 15:36:44

There should be a trigger warning for this post.

MichaelBendfaster Fri 09-Feb-18 13:39:56

callme, seriously, don't start grin

callmekitten Fri 09-Feb-18 13:37:07

He toasted the bread.

Is that not the done thing then? {ducks}

MichaelBendfaster Fri 09-Feb-18 12:42:21

shock OP.

Early in our relationship, my DP made me a bacon sandwich.

Hetoasted the bread.

I'll say that again.

Hetoasted the bread.

Our relationship has survived, but only because of my almost saintly capacity for forgiveness.

ThumbWitchesAbroad Fri 09-Feb-18 00:22:27

ginch - my born, bred and raised Yorkshire grandmother used to serve Yorkshire puddings like that too - they were like a starter to the main course of meat veg and potatoes. Lots of gravy with both.

I don't think she ever put cheese in teacakes or HCBs though. But she may well have had a slice of Wensleydale with fruitcake.

AmICuteOrWhat Thu 08-Feb-18 22:30:52

Stripy Never make a rabbit angry. They can rapid fire you with little Nesquik ball things!

AmICuteOrWhat Thu 08-Feb-18 22:29:42

I hate when people are butter stingies. They deserve to be force-fed benecol or flora

StripySocksAndDocs Thu 08-Feb-18 20:23:35

Hot cross bun(nnies) = angry rabbits, QueenOfAccidentalDeathStares

speedynamechange73 Thu 08-Feb-18 15:46:18

But I do know how to spread butter to the edges unlike the men in my life

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