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I'm not. Dh is dead to me

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MulhuddartDrive Mon 05-Feb-18 20:56:57

He just went and got me a cup of tea and a hot cross bun. He only put butter one one side. One fucking side angry. What sort of deviant eats hot cross buns either a) without butter, or b) like a sandwich. I'm ltb.

MrsPicklesonSmythe Mon 05-Feb-18 20:58:02


TovaGoldCoin Mon 05-Feb-18 20:58:06

Oh dear. I'll make up my spare room. Yiu can have all the salted butter you like.

Shockers Mon 05-Feb-18 20:58:25

No one would blame you.

NeilPetark Mon 05-Feb-18 20:59:03


ShimmeringBollox Mon 05-Feb-18 20:59:25

What. A. Cunt. <<holds Op’s Hand>>

MulhuddartDrive Mon 05-Feb-18 20:59:35

Hadn't thought as far as murder. Well, since there's nothing on the telly...

FarmerSee Mon 05-Feb-18 20:59:43


See a solicitor pronto... you get the first half hour for free you know

ALemonyPea Mon 05-Feb-18 21:00:23

Log it with 101, just in case.

ohlalalala Mon 05-Feb-18 21:00:30

What a dick

GreenTulips Mon 05-Feb-18 21:01:22

Bit cold to dig up the patio

Have you thought about clif diving?

FiveLittlePigs Mon 05-Feb-18 21:01:25

Butter on just one side? Does he like sleeping outside? confused

MulhuddartDrive Mon 05-Feb-18 21:01:31

Is the solicitor for divorce or defense? Either way my evening's getting busier than I planned...

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff Mon 05-Feb-18 21:01:49

Back the fuck up.

Hot cross buns in February?

Are you the sort of sick fucker who buys Christmas chocolate in August and puts their tree up on Bonfire Night????

WordWeasel Mon 05-Feb-18 21:02:01



dontbesillyhenry Mon 05-Feb-18 21:02:31

Surely there should be a trigger warning in the title ?

Skiiltan Mon 05-Feb-18 21:02:34

Why are you eating hot cross buns in February? Do you grumble if he doesn't put brandy butter on the Christmas pudding he brings you in October?

Blackteadrinker77 Mon 05-Feb-18 21:02:56

I would have said give him the death sentence but he used butter not marg so just LTB.

nocoolnamesleft Mon 05-Feb-18 21:03:10

I have two flavours of hot cross buns, and a spare room. LTB.

Redglitter Mon 05-Feb-18 21:03:34

Have you tried Tesco chocolate chip & salted caramel Hot cross buns. They're amazing

(Somewhat missing the point)

MulhuddartDrive Mon 05-Feb-18 21:03:40

Johnny tis my one aberration, I am a stickler in all other festive merriments.

Rebeccaslicker Mon 05-Feb-18 21:03:52

Are these the M&S salty caramel and chocolate hot cross buns?

If so, no butter needed so YABU.

If not, you are the deviant for eating something with raisins/sultanas in it, and YABU!!

PragmaticWench Mon 05-Feb-18 21:04:04

Is he deviant in other ways? He sounds subversive...

falsepriest Mon 05-Feb-18 21:04:47

Bought my first HCBs of the year today. Can’t wait to toast them for breakfast in the morning.

mumpoints Mon 05-Feb-18 21:06:17

LTB (Leave the bun.) (Well, the side without butter anyway.)

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