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If you could eat what you want with no consequences

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mrsharrison Mon 22-Jan-18 21:44:17

There would be no impact on your health, weight or teeth. What would your menu for an average day be like? Me:

Breakfast: an egg and bacon sandwich
Mid morning: egg mayo sandwich
Lunch: chilli nachos with guacamole and sour cream
Afternoon: a selection of cakes
Dinner: indian takeaway and baked cheesecake with champagne
Bedtime: hot chocolate with marshmallows and digestive biscuits.

Cath2907 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:46:56

Stop it you are making me hungry!

halfwitpicker Mon 22-Jan-18 21:49:09

Oh god my kind of tread

Full English
Mid morning latte and muffin
Burger, chips, coleslaw, Coke, wine, choc cake and ice-cream
Some sort of afternoon cake, brownie, slice etc with a massive latte
Crisps and nuts before dinner
Huge curry / Chinese with all the carbs
Cheese butty before bed
Lots of orange juice through the day

waterfall0119 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:49:55

Breakfast: smoked salmon and cream cheese / poached egg on a buttered bagel
Mid morning: family size bar of chocolate
Lunch: one of my dads roast dinners
Snack: more chocolate
Dinner: 2 McDonald’s double cheeseburgers
Evening: bottle or two of wine, party food from M&S, homemade supper food

arethereanyleftatall Mon 22-Jan-18 21:50:01

Breakfast: chocolate cake and coffee
Mid morning: bacon and tomato sandwich
Lunch: nachos, loads of them, with cheese
Dessert- sweets
Mid afternoon - hot chocolate and cake
Dinner - steak and a sauce and chips. Maybe a salad too. Wine. Cheese and biscuits.
Evening - sweets

halfwitpicker Mon 22-Jan-18 21:50:09

My healthy snack would be muesli and full fat milk, or banana on toast OR porridge with full fat milk and brown sugar

Purplerain101 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:50:27

Mine would be something like this:
Breakfast: full English breakfast
Lunch: Burger with bacon & cheese
Dinner: Chinese takeaway & then banoffee pie.
I can’t eat most of those foods anymore as have a lot of stomach issues

ALemonyPea Mon 22-Jan-18 21:50:30

Breakfast: selection of pastries
Mid morning: crisps, family size packet
Lunch: prawn mayo baguette, cake, more crisps
Snack: cheese on crackers
Tea: lasagne, garlic bread, rhubarb crumble and custard
Supper: chocolate, more cheese on crackers

HandMini Mon 22-Jan-18 21:51:00

Breakfast: Scrambled eggs, pancakes, coffee.

Mid morning: cakes, tart, pastries

Lunch: pasta is some variety with creamy, cheesy sauce and delicious bread on the side.

Afternoon: chocolate, chocolate, chocolate

Supper: gastro pub style deliciousness, like roast dinner

Bedtime: chocolate, chocolate, chocolate with a hot chocolate

Theconifers25 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:51:10

French toast with maple syrup.
Pan au chocolate.
Thick Spanish got chocolate.

Crispy fat fluffy potatoe wedges with sour cream dip.
Soft fresh slices white bread sandwiches with salty egg mayo.
Chocolate mousse.
Jam rolly polley with custard.
Solid chocolate frog from the gift shop at Harry Potter studio tour.

mrsharrison Mon 22-Jan-18 21:52:10

I forgot to sneak in a big bag of Percy Pigs.

ineedwine99 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:53:02

Breakfast: pancakes with maple syrup
Mid morning: lemon drizzle cake or my friends chocolate orange cake (she’s an amazing baker)
Lunch: foot long subway, Turkey, lettuce, onion, cucumber and sweet onion dressing
Afternoon: Krispy kreme
Dinner: Indian curry with poppadoms followed by tiramisu and red wine 😍
If only.......

NapQueen Mon 22-Jan-18 21:53:31

Ive found my people!

Bacon, scrambled egg and white toast with lurpak. Hp sauce. Mug of tea. Glass of frsh oj.

Mid morning,
A bowl of exotic fruits that someone else prepares for me.

Cheese savoury in a roll with lettuce and cucumber, walkers ready salted, can of coke.

Mid afternoon,
Pepper and cucmber stick with ranch dressing for dipping.

Evening meal,
Roast turkey with all the trimmings a la christmas. Glass of chenin blanc. With some sort of chocolate mousse/raspberry pot for pud.

Mug of tea and buttered crumpets at 10pm right before bed.

Theconifers25 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:54:03

Wanna add to mine salted or dry roasted peanuts.

Cath2907 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:54:08

Oh if you insist:
Breakfast: granola, mixed berries and Greek yoghurt with honey OR fry up
Lunch: Cheddar plowmans or cheese and bean toasty
Snack: Fruitcake or Pringles
Tea: Seafood Risotto or dirty Chinese
Snack: Nachos and guacamole and sour cream and cheddar.
Lots of white wine!

ALemonyPea Mon 22-Jan-18 21:54:27

I’d also graze on chocolate digestives all day

bringonyourwreckingball Mon 22-Jan-18 21:54:41

Custard doughnuts and proper chips with aioli and salt and pepper squid. Not at the same time, that would be revolting.

ineedwine99 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:55:04

Oooo french toast with maple syrup!
Foam bananas and shrimps from asda

BarbaraOcumbungles Mon 22-Jan-18 21:55:14

Slice after slice of salted butter and tiger bread.

halfwitpicker Mon 22-Jan-18 21:55:51

Not much broccoli in here

mrsharrison Mon 22-Jan-18 21:56:18

Oh god you're all making me hungry!

Birdsgottafly Mon 22-Jan-18 21:58:55


Xmasbaby11 Mon 22-Jan-18 21:59:13


Cake, biscuits

Chicken sandwich, salad, chips
Ice cream

Perhaps a muffin late afternoon

Chinese takeaway

Cheese and crackers

Follyfoot Mon 22-Jan-18 21:59:48

American pancakes, bananas and maple syrup for breakfast. Or really thick white toast and jam.

A biscuit or two mid morning.

Blue brie and avocado in seeded rolls for lunch, followed by a chocolate bunny or reindeer.

Cake for afternoon tea.

Probably Thai veg curry for tea with plenty of rice. Then maple pecan ice cream. Or Cartmel sticky toffee pudding. Or crumble

Cheese and crackers later and a gin or cava.

Whoateallthesausages Mon 22-Jan-18 22:00:24

I'm supposed to be on a diet and all this daydreaming isn't helping! grin

Breakfast: sausage and egg sandwich
Mid-morning: chai tea latte with lots of cream
Lunch: curry or Chinese with prawns and veg
Mid afternoon snack: sushi
Dinner: beer, crisps, olives, cheese etc for starter, then roast duck, roast potatoes and lots of yummy veg all smothered in gravy And a glass or two of rioja or malbec.

God I'm starving.

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