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My daughter is having noisy sex

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Smarmydrippings Sun 21-Jan-18 22:13:30

I don't know how to cope with this. She is 27.
On the one hand I'm so happy she feels so comfortable in her sexually. Like go on lovey.
On the other I really don't want to actually hear it.
How would you deal with this?
Help me Mumsnet.

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pasbeaucoupdegendarme Sun 21-Jan-18 22:14:08

Cheer when she’s finished?

MikeUniformMike Sun 21-Jan-18 22:14:15

Play loud music.

ArbitraryName Sun 21-Jan-18 22:14:19

Just tell her to keep it down.

greathat Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:09

tell her its time to move out....

Sparkesdontshine Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:15

Tell her to get her own place?

SheilaTurnip Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:25


peachypetite Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:28

Is this in your house?

FlashTheSloth Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:43

I'm confused as to why any sensible mother would actually post this tbh. Are you expecting others to share their stories?

Smarmydrippings Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:43

I did once shout out "For fucks sake can't you put a pillow over her face?"
It did no good.

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thenettyprofessor Sun 21-Jan-18 22:15:54

just ignore and don't mention, she's having fun and if you say something could make her feel embarrassed. I know, trust me!

MyBrilliantDisguise Sun 21-Jan-18 22:16:30

Send her a text saying "For god's sake keep it down. I can hear EVERYTHING."

norfolkenclue Sun 21-Jan-18 22:16:39

Take them tea and toast when it's over 😂

Windyone Sun 21-Jan-18 22:16:52

So you're having a quiet evening in your house and you can hear her having sex in her house? Wow! That IS noisy sex.

Tell her to move out......

Thesmallthings Sun 21-Jan-18 22:16:54

Bang on the door..

Shout. "No need to show off"

Knock on the door and ask if she'd ok sounds like she needs help?

Turn music all the way up to block out the noise and hope she gets the hint

PiffleandWiffle Sun 21-Jan-18 22:17:01

I've just knocked on the door & asked them to keep it down.

The next step is to start having noisy sex yourself....

grumpygiraffe Sun 21-Jan-18 22:17:31

Depends how close her house is to yours.

itsbetterthanabox Sun 21-Jan-18 22:18:19

Speak to her and tell her it’s unacceptable.
People choose to make loud noise. It’s not involuntary. It’s bizarre she thinks you want to hear it.

PortiaCastis Sun 21-Jan-18 22:18:23

Hide a cam in her room and bung her on porn hub

Smarmydrippings Sun 21-Jan-18 22:18:30

No I don't want shared stories.
I'm honestly at a loss as to how to adress the issue.
She is saving to get her own place. We live in London and it's really hard to get a place of your own. She doesn't want to be living at Mums tbf.

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Steeley113 Sun 21-Jan-18 22:18:48


NSEA Sun 21-Jan-18 22:19:25

Have noisy sex yourself at the same time?

OverTheParapet Sun 21-Jan-18 22:19:36

Stick a note under the door

"We know what you're doing...could you keep it down?"

I'd be so mortified Id never do it at my mums again!

Smarmydrippings Sun 21-Jan-18 22:20:04

Lmao at pornhub

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SimonBridges Sun 21-Jan-18 22:20:06

Help her get the deposit for a flat.

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