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AIBU?

Staffroom chocolate selection tactics.

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Goldenbug · 16/12/2017 23:24

AIBU in leaving the Bountys and eating the other flavours because I'm the only one who likes coconut? It means we all get a crack equally for the rest of the chocolates, then I get to swoop in and eat the mini Bountys all by myself at the end. I even look like a bit of a hero at the end, bravely eating the unwanted leftovers.

Sneaky greedy bastard or shrewd chocolate tactician?

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GlitteryPenguin · 16/12/2017 23:40

I’m now wondering why I’ve never employed this tactic myself. You are my new hero...

Leeds2 · 16/12/2017 23:41

All's fair in love and war. And the string of staffroom chocolates!

Maryann1975 · 16/12/2017 23:42

Ha, I do this with the coconut ones in the quality street. Dc don’t like them so I save them till the end while eating my fair share of caramel cups and orange creams.

BreconBeBuggered · 16/12/2017 23:47

I would eat the odd Bounty in case anyone decides to stake a claim on them and take them home for a family member as nobody in the staffroom seems to like them. Otherwise, good plan.

Goldenbug · 16/12/2017 23:54

I make a bit of a show of eating the odd Bounty early on in order to disguise the master plan. Don't want to make it obvious.

I'm not unreasonable then. Good. [smug]

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WatchingFromTheWings · 16/12/2017 23:57

It means we all get a crack equally for the rest of the chocolates, then I get to swoop in and eat the mini Bountys all by myself at the end

I do this!!

Betsy86 · 17/12/2017 00:01

Lol!! Funniest thing read today do it!!!!!!!

badbadhusky · 17/12/2017 00:07

Me! I do this too! There are always loads of Bounty. They’re my 2nd favourites after the Maltesers but I keep that to myself.

badbadhusky · 17/12/2017 00:13

I have also been coaching DS2 in Bounty tactics because he’s a coconut fan.

BackforGood · 17/12/2017 00:33

Excellent tactics.
My dh does this at hoe. He knows full well he's the only one that will eat the Bounties or the nutty ones, so takes what he considers to be his fair share of nice ones, and still have about 1/4 of the tub all to himself left at the end.

Does make me cross, but OTOH, if I were the only one who liked them, I'd do the same

Janetjanetjanet · 17/12/2017 00:34

My brother used to do with with crisps.

ConjugalHoliday · 17/12/2017 00:36

Fucking hell. I thought I was cunning. I bow down to you, OP!

Milkandtwosugarsplease · 17/12/2017 00:51

You may have just contributed to the weight I’ll put on over Christmas 😂 genuis!

GinSolvesEverything · 17/12/2017 01:10

Everyone loves to share chocolates with me. I only like the Turkish delight / cherry ripes / coconut ones. Hate the fudge and caramel ones!

He11y · 17/12/2017 08:01

Sneaky greedy bastard, but I love it!

ipswichwitch · 17/12/2017 08:05

I do this with all the coffee flavour ones. I only know one other person who likes them, so whenever a new box gets opened, we give each other a knowing look, happily tuck into the other chocolates then heroically swoop in to eat up the remaining coffee creams. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it!

MsAwesomeDragon · 17/12/2017 08:06

I had a box of celebrations with year 8 on Friday. Some of them did this!!! But they were foiled in their master plan because I love Bounty's and ate all the "leftovers" myself, ha ha ha.

I think we have some staff with the same idea as you in our staffroom, but here it's toffee that's the unloved flavor.

IAmAShitHotLawyer · 17/12/2017 08:15

I m 50 and I only cottoned on to doing this last year. I am heartbroken I didn't think if it 30 years earlier! WtF was I thinking?????

DancingHouse · 17/12/2017 08:18

They've only got themselves to blame for not training their taste buds to like all the chocolates.

londonrach · 17/12/2017 08:37

Doesnt work...bountrys go first in my clinic

lidoshuffle · 17/12/2017 08:37

You are being VVVU in liking coconut. You are a (coco)nutter.

greenapplesplatter · 17/12/2017 09:08

YADNBU genius plan

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Giraffesarequitetall · 17/12/2017 09:15

YABVU OP, I am outraged . It never occurred to me that people would do that!

Of course you deserve some of them all but purposely not to have ones you like so that you get more than your share overall is rather greedy to be fair.

N0tNowBernard · 17/12/2017 09:20

But Bounties are the best!

Second to the malteser ones, obvs.

Goldenbug · 17/12/2017 09:36

So everybody unanimously agrees that I'm not unreasonable. Cool.

(Apart from Giraffearequitetall, who we can assume works for the Russian government and is trying to destabilise Mumsnet.)

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