Nigella has totally stolen my thunder!

[JustCallMeJanet]

I am watching Nigella's Christmas Table

Stars are MY thing - I have star shaped bowls, starry patterned China, I make food into star shapes, I have star patterned furnishings. I have owned a starry scarf for YEARS!

My entire Christmas decor is star themed. How dare she steal my idea.

I OWN STARS!

[FluffyWuffy100]

I’ll check that out on +1 to see how badly she stole your thunder :-)

[Furgggggg12]

[Whisky2014]

Lol

[AnonEvent]

I'm pretty sure Janet owns stars.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3105277-No-Janet-you-can-t-OWN-running

[WellAlwaysHaveParis]

How dare Nigella?! Star-Janet

[StripeyDeckchair]

I'm watching it too.
In my kitchen is a slow cooker full of red cabbage. I've used the same spices (plus nutmeg) but apple not cranberries (which I dislike).

[Littlechocola]

She annoys me because she’s so sexy all of the fucking time. She even breathes in a sexy way. How does she do that?

[fairgame84]

Nigella is outrageous she's already janeted sexy breathing she can't take your stars!
Get her told.

[JustCallMeJanet]

Stripey do you own red cabbage?

I must say I own Chambord as well, Nigella >>

[JustCallMeJanet]

I don't own being sexy

[TheFaerieQueene]

I’ve just ordered some Creme de cacao blanc to make the cocktail from the beginning. (I have the vodka and chambord) 🍸

[BeeFarseer]

I own stars! I have them tattooed on me. I'm Brian and so's my wife

[Janetjanetjanet]

Er, no, stars are mine ladeez.

[shushpenfold]

We’ve just had the entire family snorting with laughter at the ‘nubbly buff coloured batter’. I don’t think it’s the reaction she’s going for.

[Notevilstepmother]

I think you will find stars at Christmas are mine mine mine.

I always do stars and I have a special set of different sized star cutters for icing the cake and making star ginger biscuits and everything.

[LizzieSiddal]

Dh just said he doesn’t like watching Nigella as he knows our Xmas food will never be as good as hers. .

He also said “look at all those lights and decorations, it’s all so lovely”

Shall I LTB?!

[ShizzleYoDrizzle]

No offence OP, but are your stars as posh and as West London as Nigella's? I have a hunch that your stars are a tad more provincial.

So busy yourself with your suburban stars, they're of no interest to the luminous skinned Nigella.

[colouringinagain]

OMG I want that dinner!!!

[BeeFarseer]

My stars are scouse stars. I have alliteration on my side.

[PurpleDaisies]

It it just me or did she spend an inordinately long time pricking things with a cocktail stick?

[JustCallMeJanet]

@ShizzleYoDrizzle how fucking dare you! You are just a keyboard warrior, insulting people from the protection of your provincial existence. Mine, I'll have you know, are very high end stars.

Also, stars are for life, not just for Christmas.

Amateurs

[dementedma]

well I own fairy lights so there!

[WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo]

Every Christmas my mum whinges bitterly about how she was doing star mince pies before Nigella

[strongandlong]

Properly laughing at "I have a hunch that your stars are a tad more provincial". Sorry Janet

[JustCallMeJanet]

@LizzieSiddal I feel your pain, dh said the decorations I had laboured over were bland. I agree, LTB.