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Nigella has totally stolen my thunder!

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JustCallMeJanet Mon 11-Dec-17 20:38:53

I am watching Nigella's Christmas Table angry

Stars are MY thing - I have star shaped bowls, starry patterned China, I make food into star shapes, I have star patterned furnishings. I have owned a starry scarf for YEARS!

My entire Christmas decor is star themed. How dare she steal my idea.

I OWN STARS! angry

FluffyWuffy100 Mon 11-Dec-17 20:40:43

I’ll check that out on +1 to see how badly she stole your thunder :-)

Furgggggg12 Mon 11-Dec-17 20:40:58


Whisky2014 Mon 11-Dec-17 20:42:20


AnonEvent Mon 11-Dec-17 20:42:50

I'm pretty sure Janet owns stars.

WellAlwaysHaveParis Mon 11-Dec-17 20:43:32

How dare Nigella?! shock Star-Janet wink

StripeyDeckchair Mon 11-Dec-17 20:43:43

I'm watching it too.
In my kitchen is a slow cooker full of red cabbage. I've used the same spices (plus nutmeg) but apple not cranberries (which I dislike).

Littlechocola Mon 11-Dec-17 20:43:57

She annoys me because she’s so sexy all of the fucking time. She even breathes in a sexy way. How does she do that?

fairgame84 Mon 11-Dec-17 20:45:58

Nigella is outrageous she's already janeted sexy breathing she can't take your stars!
Get her told.

JustCallMeJanet Mon 11-Dec-17 20:46:46

Stripey do you own red cabbage?

I must say I own Chambord as well, Nigella >>envy << not envy.

JustCallMeJanet Mon 11-Dec-17 20:48:11

I don't own being sexy sad

TheFaerieQueene Mon 11-Dec-17 20:53:22

I’ve just ordered some Creme de cacao blanc to make the cocktail from the beginning. (I have the vodka and chambord) 🍸

BeeFarseer Mon 11-Dec-17 20:54:51

I own stars! I have them tattooed on me. grin I'm Brian and so's my wife

Janetjanetjanet Mon 11-Dec-17 20:56:07

Er, no, stars are mine ladeez.

shushpenfold Mon 11-Dec-17 20:56:37

We’ve just had the entire family snorting with laughter at the ‘nubbly buff coloured batter’. I don’t think it’s the reaction she’s going for.

Notevilstepmother Mon 11-Dec-17 20:59:22

I think you will find stars at Christmas are mine mine mine.

I always do stars and I have a special set of different sized star cutters for icing the cake and making star ginger biscuits and everything.

LizzieSiddal Mon 11-Dec-17 20:59:42

Dh just said he doesn’t like watching Nigella as he knows our Xmas food will never be as good as hers. fshock.

He also said “look at all those lights and decorations, it’s all so lovely” fhmm

Shall I LTB?!

ShizzleYoDrizzle Mon 11-Dec-17 20:59:56

No offence OP, but are your stars as posh and as West London as Nigella's? I have a hunch that your stars are a tad more provincial.

So busy yourself with your suburban stars, they're of no interest to the luminous skinned Nigella.

colouringinagain Mon 11-Dec-17 21:01:47

OMG I want that dinner!!!

BeeFarseer Mon 11-Dec-17 21:02:45

My stars are scouse stars. I have alliteration on my side.

PurpleDaisies Mon 11-Dec-17 21:04:27

It it just me or did she spend an inordinately long time pricking things with a cocktail stick?

JustCallMeJanet Mon 11-Dec-17 21:06:27

@ShizzleYoDrizzle how fucking dare you! You are just a keyboard warrior, insulting people from the protection of your provincial existence. Mine, I'll have you know, are very high end stars.

Also, stars are for life, not just for Christmas.

Amateurs fgrin

dementedma Mon 11-Dec-17 21:07:22

well I own fairy lights so there!

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo Mon 11-Dec-17 21:08:31

Every Christmas my mum whinges bitterly about how she was doing star mince pies before Nigella

strongandlong Mon 11-Dec-17 21:09:38

Properly laughing at "I have a hunch that your stars are a tad more provincial". Sorry Janet fblush

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