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To not like this ghost Of Mumsnetpast that just visited me

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OhThisbloodyComputer Thu 07-Dec-17 01:46:01

A ghost just invited my safe space.

before long, he was mans-ghouling

Grrrr.

He came put with some patriarchal lecture (YAWN!) about men and women loving each other.

Stop spoon feeding me, you ghoul!

Even worse than that, he kept asking to explain acronyms. And he was passively-aggressively polite, in a typical sea lion way.

Should I leave my husband? Why shouldn't I, just once, put myself before the kids.

No, no, I am absolutely not a vag-whiner!

I'm so so sick of men telling me to "don't* get your chromosomes in a twist'

I mean, like d'uh. Where do I put my anger?

what would Lily Allen do?

I am so so angry.

To make matters even more patriarchal, he said (AFTER HE"S USED MY TOILET LEAVING A BLDDOY AWFUL SMELL!) that I could expect a visit from two more ghosts.

I'm like, d'uh! Hello? He was like so, goady. I've asked Mumsnet's moderators to ban him, but they said 'he hasn't aid anything offensive"

Help puh-lease?

StumpyScot92 Thu 07-Dec-17 01:50:36

Either I'm missing some old 'in' joke or you're on drugs m'dear grin

TrinitySquirrel Thu 07-Dec-17 01:54:06

I recognise the part about Father Shitmas and the works toilet. What happened with tha

TrinitySquirrel Thu 07-Dec-17 01:54:29

*t did his daughter faint from shame yet?

BastardGoDarkly Thu 07-Dec-17 01:55:06

Da fuck??

Ideserveaholiday Thu 07-Dec-17 01:57:42

Fear not the ghost of mumsnetpresent is on her way. She may or may not be a mum and might not be a she but it doesn't matter because she experienced it growing up.smile

BrokenBattleDroid Thu 07-Dec-17 02:02:31

Ghost or spirit? Spirit as in someone's being hitting the gin? I can make neither head nor tail of that but it sounds frustrating whatever it is!

CircleofWillis Thu 07-Dec-17 02:21:10

What the Dickens? Have you been Scrooged or are you already on the Christmas spirits?

MarrowWang Thu 07-Dec-17 02:21:32

hmm

Whoyagonna Thu 07-Dec-17 02:25:28

Glad I'm not the only one who can't make head nor tail of this?

bananasaregood Thu 07-Dec-17 02:26:51

grin

TheMaddHugger Thu 07-Dec-17 02:30:14

sounds like you need Sam and Dean

TheMaddHugger Thu 07-Dec-17 02:55:02

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TheMaddHugger Thu 07-Dec-17 02:58:29

Why aren't the pics working until I load them again.. And then I have 2 sets of the same pics and I look like a dork
I gave them a few minutes between the posts this time and still 👻🤯🤯🤯

Toadinthehole Thu 07-Dec-17 03:03:15

Has this got anything to do with Janet and running?

Pavlova31 Thu 07-Dec-17 03:07:36

confused

Firefries Thu 07-Dec-17 03:25:32

grin

daisychain01 Thu 07-Dec-17 03:35:49

I have to say, that Janet crap made me raise eyebrows. I couldn't be arsed to work out whether everyone was just playing along and didn't know wtf Janet was, or whether they knew but enjoyed being obtuse and excluding 95% of the MN population.

If that's "the MN of Times Past" it was tedious and I'm glad it died a death.

BitOutOfPractice Thu 07-Dec-17 04:31:59

Pardon?

GinDaddy Thu 07-Dec-17 06:28:45

I think this was meant to be a sharp satirical piece mocking the tropes we see every week on Mumsnet (patriarchy, LTB, etc).

The OP may have been hoping for lots of laughter here, but has been met with understandable confusion, as it's not great.

YABU

UrsulaPandress Thu 07-Dec-17 06:33:02

Plus it makes no sense.

Are you drunk op?

Ifailed Thu 07-Dec-17 06:35:28

Are you on glue?

Mummyoflittledragon Thu 07-Dec-17 06:51:47

😂😂 it makes perfect sense. I like the Mumsnet present ghost idea.

pollywollydoodle Thu 07-Dec-17 06:53:15

Miserable lot...it made me smile OP
Will Tiny Titian get a naice turkey dinner this year?

WinnieFosterTether Thu 07-Dec-17 06:58:15

YABU because your ghost of MN past sounds like an MRA and actually when this were all fields, there weren't as many MRAs in these parts.

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