To think I’m pretty much doomed?

[HoneyDragon]

Judging by my dog’s reaction to something in the garden THAT ISN’T THERE.

She has just leapt on me Scooby Doo style and spent ten minutes shaking a staring out the window in horror?

[EduCated]

Oh she has a good look of fear. Have you thought about doggy drama classes?

[HoneyDragon]

Omg! Do you think she’s faking it and gaslighting me?!

[TheFaerieQueene]

Have you run out of treats?

[EduCated]

It's the eyebrows that are doing it.

Do dogs even have eyebrows?

[HuskyMcClusky]

I don’t know, but you’ve very much got fuckin tinsel on that tree.

Do you not read mumsnet properly??

[LurkingHusband]

doggy drama classes

please, please, please tell me that this isn't .... "a thing" ... (waits nervously)

[CJCreggsGoldfish]

My dog once had a bit of a bonkers reaction to the garden...it was a rat under the decking! My first reaction was to burn the house down, but with some well placed rat poison and some prayers we got through it.

[handslikecowstits]

Try living with a noise sensitive jack russell. The little twat does this every five minutes. It frightens the living shit out of you.

[HoneyDragon]

But that’s the special crap kitchen tree we specifically buy the most gaudy decs and tinsel for. (The other trees have tinsel too, but read and gold).

I do read Mumsnet properly. If I didn’t I wouldn’t have found out about the giant Asda Christmas gnomes

[TalkinBoutWhat]

A squirrel, digging close to where his bone is buried. Betcha.

[Floellabumbags]

Christmas gnomes? I need one.

Your dog is traumatised. I think she should come and live with me for a while and you can have my twat of a greyhound who pissed on the Christmas tree.

[HoneyDragon]

If pissing on trees is as bad as he gets than I’ll deffp sea him for Hullygully

[HoneyDragon]

deffo swap

[Floellabumbags]

He's ruined Christmas HoneyDragon I'm taking this to the Faily Mail.

[LadyinCement]

What's so significant about 1922?!

[averylongtimeago]

It's a Labrador. He's seen something eating some food he can't get to now, but was saving for later.

[spiderlight]

My 14-year-ild dog did a vertical leap about three feet into the air this morning in terror at what appeared to be a leaf. Exactly the same as the 3,000 other leaves he'd just walked through without a second glance.

[whiskyowl]

I love your tree!

[DamnItall]

Yeap.

DOOMED.....

[BadTasteFlump]

I think he's just spotted your Christmas Tree and crapped himself thinking he's been time-warped back in the 1980's

[Mummyoflittledragon]

Fox?

[ConciseandNice]

WTF? There's a thing as too much tinsel.

I had a Christmas gnome that was the image of my dad and for years my kids called him Grandpa gnome, but he got destroyed by an angry relative (maybe my dad).heads to Asda, bag in hand and hopes held high

[TheWhyteRoseShallRiseAgain]

You are completely doomed

[UrsulaPandress]

That is one scared hound.

Dogs can see ghosts you know.

Or is that horses?

[kateandme]

dogs can sense things especially on the wind from miles away.it could be a rumble in the next county!or hes smelt a man in the next village cooking bones for a broth!