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I am on a train. There is a man watching a golf tips video without headphones. What is reasonable as a response?

(53 Posts)
SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:29:42

I’m being very British and occasionally giving him surprised looks. And huffing.

drivingmisspotty Tue 05-Dec-17 19:30:46

Just say 'please could you use headphones?'

PurpleWithRed Tue 05-Dec-17 19:30:53

Download the Archers podcast and play it very loud, laughing and gasping as appropriate.

Alternatively play loud music and drum along on the tabletop (if you have one)

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:30:56

Oh great powers of mumsnet, how do I channel you?

LEMtheoriginal Tue 05-Dec-17 19:31:14

Shout "four" and lob a golf ball at his head

Fekko Tue 05-Dec-17 19:31:28

You can only really join in or start telling him about your gall bladder op.

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:31:44

Grime? Is that the thing the youth do? Would that be an appropriate thing to search for on Spotify?

AfterSchoolWorry Tue 05-Dec-17 19:32:16

Put some Mötorhead on your phone at top volume.

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:32:32

I am playing the annoying frog song.

InfiniteSheldon Tue 05-Dec-17 19:32:37

Keep shouting Four at the top of your voice add in a couple of tee off old chaps. Tap him on the shoulder then tap the side of your nose nod twice and tell him you've got a handicap of zero.

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:33:06

Okay, the other passengers are looking and huffing now. I’m trying to pretend that wasn’t me...

Fekko Tue 05-Dec-17 19:33:19

The archers there will be fine but only if you 'Tum ti tum ti tumpty tum' along.

MaisyPops Tue 05-Dec-17 19:33:26

Say 'excuse me. Please wear some headphones if you're watching videos in public'.

Fekko Tue 05-Dec-17 19:34:19

Or the variant 'excuse me. Please wear some headphones if you're watching porn in public'.

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:34:30

On YouTube, searched for violin prep test. Clicked first item...

IJoinedJustToPostThis Tue 05-Dec-17 19:34:34

Radio 3? Classic FM? Top volume?

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:35:29

Golf man is looking my way. He has got message I think.

bettytaghetti Tue 05-Dec-17 19:35:49

Tell him unless he wants his handicap to go up massively, put headphones on or volume off!

NoelCowardsDressingGown Tue 05-Dec-17 19:36:12

Play very loud old school house and start building boxes.

HarrietKettleWasHere Tue 05-Dec-17 19:36:45

Say 'oi you selfish knob fucking wanker, I bet you're shit at golf, why don't you buy some fucking headphones and stick them in your bloody lugholes you conceited ignorant bastard'.

It's been a very trying day blush

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:37:00

Okay. So I switch off. Then he switches back on. I’ll opt for something different.

paxillin Tue 05-Dec-17 19:37:10

Knitting videos. How to cast on explained in 15 minutes.

flutterby12 Tue 05-Dec-17 19:37:15

@HarrietKettleWasHere 😂😂😂

SimultaneousEquation Tue 05-Dec-17 19:37:58

Bob the builder big fish little fish cardboard box.

NoelCowardsDressingGown Tue 05-Dec-17 19:37:58

I bet he's manspreading as well isn't he.

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