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Xtrabroken Tue 05-Dec-17 17:22:55


Tidying dcs room and picking scrap paper up and just found a REALLY rude story she has wrote about a boy for school. I'm not going to go into details but seriously dc has sen and language difficulties and I didn't know she knew such words!!

Seriously I just leave it there and pretend I've never seen it and scour my eyes don't I,??!!


thewisestoldelf Tue 05-Dec-17 17:36:13


Give us the jist. Haha just kidding. Pretend you haven't seen it and don't assume children don't know about these things

LyannaStarktheWolfMaid Tue 05-Dec-17 17:37:25

How old is she?

Namechangetempissue Tue 05-Dec-17 17:39:04

I wrote a few naughty ones as a teenager grin
They were shit, "erotic" stories...

LyannaStarktheWolfMaid Tue 05-Dec-17 17:41:10

I did something quite similar when I was about 14. I had never done any of things I was writing about!!

c3pu Tue 05-Dec-17 17:45:28

How old is she?

Any chance she could be the next E. L. James? She's shite at writing but fucking loaded.

Xtrabroken Tue 05-Dec-17 17:53:50

I mean I knew teens knew about these things but she has always been so immature and 'young' for her age.

I'm just grateful reading the above that it's normal blush

And she really better NOT have done ANYTHING of what she has written!!

I don't want to give a jist. I want to scrub my eyes and possibly brain of any memory shock

Chrys2017 Tue 05-Dec-17 17:56:36

Rude in what way?
Kids these days are "doing things" a lot younger than we did.

OstentatiousWanking Tue 05-Dec-17 17:56:57

Maybe time for the talk.
I had a very vivid imagination at 14. But I was also sexually active in a very basic way.

RestingGrinchFace Tue 05-Dec-17 17:59:34

When I was 14 some 'genisus' started editing novels by crossing out the actual words and writing other words in the spaces between the lines to create smutty stories. These books were then passed around.

Namechangetempissue Tue 05-Dec-17 18:00:01

Honestly, don't worry. I was that age. It was a combination of curiosity and a very vivid imagination -I certainly wasn't doing anything I wrote about, but being that age she will have heard loads of (usually utter rubbish) at school and seen things in the media and on TV. Mine were brilliantly crap.

ElfAndSafetyBored Tue 05-Dec-17 18:03:20

Me and my mates, about 14, wrote a chart of boys names against how far we’d go with them. Some of us were fussier than others 😀

Xtrabroken Tue 05-Dec-17 18:03:49

It's ummm ermmmm
It's a very descriptive story of what she would like this boy to do to her and it's rather graphic.

She lives no where near school or the boy and doesn't go out in the evenings really so as long as they aren't at it at school I should be okay.

God no one tells you about this when you have kids Ffs.

Everyone warns you about terrible twos!

Rubbermaid Tue 05-Dec-17 18:10:00

I wrote a couple of those kinds of stories when I was that age. I hadn’t done anything like it in real life, it was just stuff I’d read about. I have a really awful feeling they might be in a notebook that’s in with loads of old schoolbooks and things in my parents’ loft. I think I would actually die if they (or anyone) found and read them now blush

Moanyoldcow Tue 05-Dec-17 18:12:47

I was a really goody-two-shoes at school (they called me a boffin) and I wrote an utterly filthy pornographic poem and saved it on the shared drive (way before individual logins etc - I think the computers were BBC Micros.

Some people discovered it and told everyone and the talk of the week was who had written it. No one even contemplated it could've been me.

Never told anyone that!!

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